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This is why you lose to @Turdferguson everytime, usually funny, then a nuclear bomb. Bomb.Did you hear about the nervous moles? It seems the Feds arrested on and was trying to get him to turn...
This is why you lose to @Turdferguson everytime, usually funny, then a nuclear bomb. Bomb.Did you hear about the nervous moles? It seems the Feds arrested on and was trying to get him to turn...
Point is, it is a joke, so you can joke about skin cancer.This is why you lose to @Turdferguson everytime, usually funny, then a nuclear bomb. Bomb.
Disney. The place that makes you want to have more kids and get it on.We always do. More pool time than usual, less park time, even better in my book. Kids are going to the kids only spot for a few hours tonight, me and the wife will have dinner by ourselves and hopefully get nude for a bit afterward.
Oh there’s no more kids gonna be in this family. I will declare myself a Mexican citizen and the government can take them to one of those camps.Disney. The place that makes you want to have more kids and get it on.
Said no one ever.
Still have that problem?Oh there’s no more kids gonna be in this family.
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You don't think it's because I am just funnier?This is why you lose to @Turdferguson everytime, usually funny, then a nuclear bomb. Bomb.
You don't think it's because I am just funnier?
you pal.
you in your eye socket
My dad had Ava at the park the other day. 2.5 year old there with a guy about my dads age.Oh there’s no more kids gonna be in this family. I will declare myself a Mexican citizen and the government can take them to one of those camps.
Good. Good. Lol.
And here we are still getting bitched at about shaving every other day not every day.I’m sitting in the driveway of a house when a Ground (purple and orange lettering) truck pulls up. Like it’s not bad enough we have the same colors now, passenger gets out, big sloppy looking woman wearing grey parachute pants and a black tank top, with a big old tattoo on her arm, slowly walks the package to the door. I need to retire.![]()
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Hmm. It was in a container in the warehouse all weekend and in the back of my truck all day. I wonder if it’s melted yet? lol.
Well, I guess it’s the thought that counts. Lol.We had the opposite problem here. 95% of the fruit people would send to Mn. from Texas and Florida for Christmas was frozen solid by the time it got here. We called boxes of oranges and grapefruit croquet balls and apples turned to applesauce when thawed out.
Well, I guess it’s the thought that counts. Lol.