Darwin Awards

oldngray

nowhere special
That Florida chicken could be knocked up right now.

What Are The Darwin Awards?

In the spirit of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution*, the Darwin Awards commemorate individuals who protect our gene pool by making the ultimate sacrifice of their own lives. Darwin Award winners eliminate themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species' chances of long-term survival.

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The prime tenet of the Darwin Awards is that we are celebrating the self-removal of incompetent genetic material from the human race. Therefore, the potential winner must be deceased, or at least incapable of reproducing. The traditional method is death. However, an occasional rebel opts for sterilization, which allows her more time to enjoy the dubious notoriety of winning a Darwin Award.

 

Babagounj

Strength through joy
This has a video of what happened.

KHOU 11 noted that none of the patrons inside the store were harmed during the robbery or when shots were fired at the suspect.

Customers, including the armed citizen who shot the alleged robber, fled the scene after the shooting. Police are asking that the customers and the armed citizen reach out to them to give a statement on the incident.
 

rod

Retired 23 years
This has a video of what happened.

KHOU 11 noted that none of the patrons inside the store were harmed during the robbery or when shots were fired at the suspect.

Customers, including the armed citizen who shot the alleged robber, fled the scene after the shooting. Police are asking that the customers and the armed citizen reach out to them to give a statement on the incident.
Gottcha M/friend.
 

Babagounj

Strength through joy
This has a video of what happened.

KHOU 11 noted that none of the patrons inside the store were harmed during the robbery or when shots were fired at the suspect.

Customers, including the armed citizen who shot the alleged robber, fled the scene after the shooting. Police are asking that the customers and the armed citizen reach out to them to give a statement on the incident.
Notice how the media refers to the dead guy as an " alleged " robber.
 

over9five

Moderator
Staff member
Does this qualify ?


A number of the prison's windows overlook the Downtown 5th apartments and its facilities - a potential oversight by developers of the new complex, which was finished in 2021.
Geez, theyre locked up. Give the poor guys a show!
 
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