Dilligaf doesn`t believe in poisonous cows.

[ajblakejr]

Did you ever really look at a Cheesehead?
They are zombie disciples...look at those yo-yo's...the way they salivate at a green pasture (clever disguise as football field)..

ZOMBIES!!!

 

[Dizzee]

There is actually a protector among cows...................

Spidercow, Spidercow,
Does whatever a spider can.
Eats a human, any size,
Catches children just like flies.
Look out! Here comes the Spidercow.

Is he strong? Listen bud—
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there! There goes the Spidercow.

In the chill of the night,
At the scene of the crime,
Like a streak of light,
He sneaks off just in time!

Spidercow, Spidercow,
Horrible neighborhood Spidercow.
Wealth and fame, he's ignored—
Human flesh is his reward.
To him,Life is a great big bang-up—
Wherever there's a hang-up,
You'll find the Spidercow!

 

[dilligaf]

​I am LMAO!!

 

[ajblakejr]

(psssttt....just so those cows don't hear us talking....me thinks they became deadly because of 'cow-tipping')

 

[moreluck]

(psssttt....just so those cows don't hear us talking....me thinks they became deadly because of 'cow-tipping')

But it's always proper to tip your server!

 

[ajblakejr]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMoXhepcU18&feature=related

 

[curiousbrain]

Poisonous cows are dangerous, but very rarely fatal. Great Whites on the other hand are killing machines.

Apparently, cows are more deadly than sharks ...

http://deepseanews.com/2011/04/when-cows-attack/

 

[cachsux]

Just an FYI. Those number tags on their ears are the number of their credited kills.

 

[moreluck]

This is how they suck you in....starting as a kid you trust the cow..............

 

[cachsux]

This is how they suck you in....starting as a kid you trust the cow..............

It`s a conspiracy from the Dairy Council. Milk lobbyists hide the fact that cows are deadly to protect billions in revenue. Whens the last time you ate a rattle snake? No rattle snake lobbyists ,thats why.

 

[moreluck]

The cow army has it's own suicide terrorists.......................

 

[cachsux]

The cow army has it's own suicide terrorists.......................

The Mooslims.

 

[curiousbrain]

The Mooslims.

lol. You slay me

 

[cachsux]

Be Warned!

 

[cachsux]

 

[Dizzee]

Wait for it......

 

[cachsux]

Learn to fight back people!

 

[curiousbrain]

Through the CIA (that is Cow Information Agency, for you newcomers), I have obtained this secret historical footage of what it will be like when the Bovine Uprising begins. You have been warned.

[video=youtube;tUZmYJfycYg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUZmYJfycYg[/video]

 

[moreluck]

If we put our heads together, we can beat these humans.........

 

[cachsux]

"It rubs the milk on it`s skin or else it gets the hose again"