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There is the story of a Canadian bull whose anus and mouth were one and the same. And he believed that everything that came out of his mouth was a beneficial healing elixir for his fellow creatures. So he went all around Canada , to and fro, depositing what came out of his mouth/anus onto his fellow creatures, despite their protests. His fellow Canadians were too polite to tell him the real story but they did everything they could to avoid him.
Eventually he became ostracized and turned his sights towards greener pastures called America and crossed the border and continued what he thought was good and right: depositing this "elixir" upon what he deemed to be "strange creatures" who were in more need of his elixir than any of those before. However these strange American creatures were not as polite to the Canadian Bull as were his fellow Canadians and called his elixir what it truly is:
BULLSH=T!
True story!
Eventually he became ostracized and turned his sights towards greener pastures called America and crossed the border and continued what he thought was good and right: depositing this "elixir" upon what he deemed to be "strange creatures" who were in more need of his elixir than any of those before. However these strange American creatures were not as polite to the Canadian Bull as were his fellow Canadians and called his elixir what it truly is:
BULLSH=T!
True story!
