Dilligaf doesn`t believe in poisonous cows.

[moreluck]

Thank goodness, they are vulnerable..............

 

[cachsux]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fOaCTddlng

 

[cachsux]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBksHaTQCbU

 

[fethrs]

WOW. I haven't been online much latley and look what I've missed.
Man, I am sooo glad I'm not in the midwest.. Scary cows, bad cows, bad, bad.

 

[iowa boy]

Now Now,

We all seem to be forgetting the notoriously high fat 'butter cow' from the Iowa state fair....

 

[ajblakejr]

The venomous Chameleon cow of the strawberry region of the Midwest.

There were several shrines built all over the Midwest kingdom of Bovine. Each had its own special purpose and location. For example, one particular shrine was made to honor the Bovine Chameleon cow of the strawberry (featured in previous post) as well as the Iowa Butter Bovine.

Iowa Butter Bovine rules the entrance of what is commonly known as the Iowa State Fair.
Carved in butter, pure fat, a shrine that calls to the indigenous people of Iowa to make a yearly pilgrimage.

 

[pickup]

So, I assume this was the thread that gave birth to Dillacow.

 

[Dillacow]

Moo

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

OK, the novelty has worn off--I think it is time for Dillacow to Moove on to greener pastures.

 

[moreluck]

OK, the novelty has worn off--I think it is time for Dillacow to Moove on to greener pastures.

We were saying the same thing.....about someone else.

 

[over9five]

We were saying the same thing.....about someone else.

Now that right there was funny.....!

 

[cachsux]

More, stop being so hard on Klein. Without him holding down the bottom end the Bell curve would be much tougher.

 

[menotyou]

Moo

Hey, Dillacow! How's tricks? Your posts are some of the most thoughtful and intellectual remarks I have ever read. I appreciate you taking time out of your day to enlighten us.

 

[dilligaf]

OK, the novelty has worn off--I think it is time for Dillacow to Moove on to greener pastures.

​There are things that are far less tolerable than Dillacow.

 

[DS]

The Mooslims.

In India the cow is sacred.This is how the term Muslim originated.
Nobody knows this,but cows are ambidextrous.
In Iceland,cows all have hairy hooves.
Cows have 7 stomachs,allowing them to consume a weeks worth of human babies.
Africans eat scorpions and tarantulas,Americans eat cows.
French cows actually say le's moo.
Cows that have 3 colors are schitzophrenic,take caution .
Cows in upstate New York are high in protein and should be consumed in small amounts.

 

[Dillacow]

​There are things that are far less tolerable than Dillacow.

Moo

 

[DS]

Q: Where do baby cows go for lunch?
A: To a calf-a tiria!
Theres 2 cows in a field, One cow looks at the other cow and says "moo." The other cow looks back and says "I was just going to say that"
Q: How do you tell a cow is exceptional?
A: It's out standing in its field

 

[cachsux]

An old bull and a young bull are standing atop a hill overlooking a field of cows before them. Excited the young bull says "Hey, lets run down there and boink one of those cows!". The old bull looks at him and says " Let's walk down there and boink them all!"

 

[old levi's]

"What do you call a cow with no legs?"

Ground Beef

 

[DS]

"What do you call a cow with no legs?"
Ground Beef

OK maybe upstate is right...and that's scary...