SWEETTTT!!!!! I love double entendres! LOL!
Guy at sister station in AZ had the front of his pants ripped open by pitbull. Senior met him at ER and put his suit coat around him. Got a couple of stitches in a testicle!
SWEETTTT!!!!! I love double entendres! LOL!
Paranoid prep'er, no doubt lol. After seeing the pistol, I would have just turned and left with her package in hand. She can bring her pistol to the front counter if she likes cus she batHad a lady ask me 20 questions to confirm I was really a fedex driver-despite the truck and uniform and badge clearly visible-then she opens the door with a pistol in her hand and says "you better be careful around here mister"...but this is Texas no surprise I guess.
I always carry my scanner in hand when approaching a dog now .. is useful for pointing at dogs and keep them at bay .. and if that doesn't work, drive the thing down their throat!
I always carry my scanner in hand when approaching a dog now .. is useful for pointing at dogs and keep them at bay .. and if that doesn't work, drive the thing down their throat!
I've used the laser a couple times to keep dogs away. And yes, the scanner comes in handy if you have to beat one off of you. Hopefully out of sight on the far side of the truck.
LOL. He said "...beat one off...". I don't care if it is on the far side of the truck! Wait 'til you get home and for Gods sake find something a little softer. You're going to hurt yourself.
Sorry, I don't have to "beat one off" ........
Ground driver I wouldn't beat off the dog or the owner.
Are all of you guys like 13 year olds or something??
Seriously. If it's not about bashing, it's about masturbating.![]()
back in my courier days I used to encourage that sort of thing by stuffing Dog Yummies down the front of my pants at the beginning of every shift.I hate when they answer the door and the dog rams his snout up your crotch..
And your mad they didn't stick their snout in your pants? Go to a strip club and shove a few Franklins down your pants!! It will hurt less and you may like it!!!!!LOLback in my courier days I used to encourage that sort of thing by stuffing Dog Yummies down the front of my pants at the beginning of every shift.
And your point is?