That's too much work……I answer the first question , then proceed upstairs to take a 20 minute shizz….. If they are still there after I'm done I finish them slowly….wallah free 45 minutes of overtime!If you REALLY want to have fun, recite them very slowly, stammer, really drag it out;
Aim high in Steering: uhhhhhhhhhhhh ,ok..................lets see...........um.....you aim high............................uh...................like throwing a ...............throwing a ...............................oh yeah like throwing a base ball,and uh............................it .....................well lets see...................................it uhhhhhhh.................................,ok dont tell me, it's right on the tip of my tounge.............................. do that with EVERY question( while getting them right) and they will leave you alone. heck,they will go out of thier way not to audit you!
Can they really DQ me for not knowing these word for word?
We had a guy who was handed a package and was asked to show how do you pick this up, he dropped the package, then proceeded to properly pick up the package. He still failed it because they want to see him lay the package down properly. Most other people failed due to not laying it down right, and he knew that.
When my sup. only gives me the DOK once a month it is hard to learn them word for word. I use all the methods just because I can't recite them verbatim doesn't make me an unsafe driver. When I started driving I only had to learn the 5 seeing habits.I will agree that word for word is a little over kill but if you have worked here over 10 years like most of you say you have you or talking crap and lying to yourself (and us) if you do not know it well enough to get by. None of it is to complicated and you use all of it every day just driving you car to work rather you will admit it or not.
Does anyone know the company that preforms the keter audits? much appreciated!!!I havent seen an auditor in 10 years. Just last week management was spreading fear amongst the ignorant telling them that this Keter outfit was only 90 miles from our building and we should be ready. The next day it was "we'll message you when we find out where they are, because they're close!"
Sure enough at 11:00 the board lights up with the message "Keter is in Ohio today".
Ohio is 400 miles west of here.
Idiots.
Does anyone know the company that preforms the keter audits? much appreciated!!!
thanks!!!
I'm a sucker for these kind of jokes.Does anyone know the company that preforms the keter audits? much appreciated!!!
Reciting it verbatim will not make you safer. Putting those words to practice probably will make you safe. I do all those things while I'm driving without even thinking about it. Same with the lift/lower and slips and falls BS. I mean, who needs to be taught the best way not to fall on their ass? I believe I mastered the slip and fall thing around age 4.I've been working safe for 20 years, and most of those years we didn't even have the DOK. Why would knowing it now make me any more safe than I already am? It won't, so I don't put a lot of effort into it. I worry more about the crap I have to deal with on the road, and not about whether or not I'll have to stand in front of an auditor and repeat the 10 point commentary verbatim.
I discovered it takes about 3 seconds to get the truck into gear without using the clutch. It's a good guide.I have a bid in for FT Driver and they gave me a copy of this. I understand learning defensive driving practices, but these just seem ridiculous. When I took drivers ed, I was super cautious. Basically the guy told me, if you are going forward you don't have to worry about what is behind you. If you are in a dense city I totally understand scanning the whole area to look for pedestrians, but if I'm cruising down the high way I just need to maintain distance and look for an out. It just seems to me they simplified defensive driving to the point of being overly complicated.
Anyone at my hub will tell you I driving like an old man. They get pissed off getting stuck behind me going into the hub. I guess I don't see how memorizing these is going to help. Especially if they are not done in practice. Who counts 3 second after a stop in practice? Sure, just doing it would be less stress, but I just have a terrible memory. I have to use a cheat sheet just for the CHSP test every month.
Can they really DQ me for not knowing these word for word?