Fired, I can't believe this is happening

[Turdferguson]

Tell me about it!
Some people are not very perceptive.
They barely get their jokes.

I don't find terroristic threatening funny, so sue me.
Somebody does something they read on here the next thing you know the news media is on here snooping around. Then all the fun and games grind to a halt. And you complain about so called broken links in posts

 

[Turdferguson]

Prick rolled? Wth never heard that one.

Thought that's what you did in a dark corner of you dock stops

 

[burrheadd]

It's weed. I got the package and Gumby is having a big party tonight.

On my way

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

On my way

Anytime my friend

 

[Catatonic]

Pens code name for joints?

That must have been a huge target on your back for this to happen. What else have you done?

My first thought too.

 

[Catatonic]

I have a few clipboard clips you can have if you want? Great to hold panel stuff together. Also have a black handcart in the trunk. Let me know.

Those banker clips come in handy.
I've got a few of them left from 20 years ago.

 

[upschuck]

My first thought too.

Don't tell me that. Last thing I wanted to think like a stoned old guy.

 

[upsbeernut]

I was fired Monday and i'm going to panel in a few days.

Monday after work I was walking back to my personal vehicle, and little did I know my on-road was walking behind me. Then, I opened my door to get in and about 3 UPS pens rolled out from underneath my seat and onto the ground. I look up and my sup is staring at me in disbelief.

Fired! for stealing. Tuesday, I was escorted from the building with my center manager holding the evidence in front of my face for all to see.

This is ridiculous... what do I do??


Any words of advice Frigid?

 

[Catatonic]

Jokes aren't your forte.
Leave it to the professionals

or Turdboy

 

[Catatonic]

Don't tell me that. Last thing I wanted to think like a stoned old guy.

Way too early in the day although I have been up since 8 am.
That makes the day seem so long!

 

[Catatonic]

Don't tell me that. Last thing I wanted to think like a stoned old guy.

You are right .. it would fry your brain.

 

[upschuck]

You are right .. it would fry your brain.

but if I'm already thinking like one,.....

 

[cosmo1]

I think it was meant to be a joke.

Didn't make it any less stupid.

 

[CleverNameHere]

I was fired Monday and i'm going to panel in a few days.

Monday after work I was walking back to my personal vehicle, and little did I know my on-road was walking behind me. Then, I opened my door to get in and about 3 UPS pens rolled out from underneath my seat and onto the ground. I look up and my sup is staring at me in disbelief.

Fired! for stealing. Tuesday, I was escorted from the building with my center manager holding the evidence in front of my face for all to see.

This is ridiculous... what do I do??


Any words of advice Frigid?

Move on place is a ehole comparable to Nazi Germany. They want you to think you can't do any better. I know plenty of people that didn't get any actual degree at college... with comparable benefits and salary far over $36 an hour.

 

[km3]

Move on place is a ehole comparable to Nazi Germany.

Really...

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

More likely acid judging by the posts. Or @RonBurgandy?????????? is his roid shipment isn't in.

No way, I'm on a watch list. Got a one time deal from government bout 10 years ago.

 

[Scottyhawk]

I have a freaking ups tape gun in my bag that goes home every night with me

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I have a freaking ups tape gun in my bag that goes home every night with me

That's fine, just don't take a pen

 

[rod]

Don't friend* with my tape gun.View attachment 96489

You must really be a brown noser--you have a metal tape gun. All I have are the cheap plastic ones.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

You must really be a brown noser--you have a metal tape gun. All I have are the cheap plastic ones.

You just have to ask.