Funniest names you've seen on pkgs

[beavis]

Hung Dong. not kidding

 

[HtownUPSer]

I kid you not....Jew Negro. Had to have been some kind of joke but I even took a picture of it, trying to find it, must be on my old phone.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Dexter Negron

 

[upschick0182]

Chubby hunny bunny quan

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[morgahorse]

 

[Island]

as a clerk I know it's true that a lot of people make up names that they put on their orders. they recognize it doesn't matter who signs anyway.
had a package come up invalid one time, checked the address and it was 123 Easy Street, after searching thoroughly I had to pass it on to the calling clerk, and had to sadly and soberly write in, "there is no such street as easy street."

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

Not on a package, but there was this guy at my college named Dang.

 

[upschuck]

as a clerk I know it's true that a lot of people make up names that they put on their orders. they recognize it doesn't matter who signs anyway.
had a package come up invalid one time, checked the address and it was 123 Easy Street, after searching thoroughly I had to pass it on to the calling clerk, and had to sadly and soberly write in, "there is no such street as easy street."

We have a street called Easy St. It has some lower end housing. Go figure.

 

[rod]

We have a street called Easy St. It has some lower end housing. Go figure.

Same here only ours is appropriately named lake front property.

 

[wayfair]

I had a lady sign for me, asked her for her last, she replied "Glass"
I looked on the package, the last name was Glasscock

I live in the land of native americans.... one delivery, lady signed.... Buffalomeat

 

[rod]

I had a lady sign for me, asked her for her last, she replied "Glass"
I looked on the package, the last name was Glasscock

I live in the land of native americans.... one delivery, lady signed.... Buffalomeat

We have a rather large Indian population also. A quick check of the County Jail records shows these names being presently incarcerated or just released:

Wind
Cloud
Kettle
Littlewolf
Drumbeater
Nicabone
Maneater

They do have some colorful names.

 

[oopsydazy2020]

Harry Butuad. ( Hairy Buttwad) Lone Tree, Iowa.
Eva Bouschlicher
And Betty Gott married Arthur Licht. Betty Gott-Licht.
No kidding.


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[1BROWNWRENCH]

We have a rather large Indian population also. A quick check of the County Jail records shows these names being presently incarcerated or just released:

Wind
Cloud
Kettle
Littlewolf
Drumbeater
Nicabone
Maneater

They do have some colorful names.

Reminds me of a certain offcolor joke about the origin of given names.

 

[rod]

Reminds me of a certain offcolor joke about the origin of given names.

Whats that you say Two Dogs friend---ing.

 

[wayfair]

Reminds me of a certain offcolor joke about the origin of given names.

something with "two dogs" in it???

 

[rod]

We had a young Indian kid working as our receiving counter clerk for a number of years. Everyone liked him. He was one of the funniest people I've ever known and was a great worker. He had nicknames for everyone in the center so we all started calling him Two Dogs. Didn't bother him a bit.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Found this little gem this morning. No, I couldn't find a black marker at work..whiteout had to suffice...lol.

 

[auntsunny]

"Mr. Buttface McBallnuts"


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[AKupser]

Went to school with Skye Blu, was stationed with Crystal Glass, deliver to Steele McNeil & have 2 aunt-in-laws (sisters) Willowfern and Ivy Busch! No joke!!!

 

[PhilosoLoader]

Gaylord Focker.

I was driver helping one day after the preload. It was some college kid in an apartment- we knocked and asked if Mr. Focker was home. He was embarrassed and told us several times it wasn't his real name.

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