Funniest names you've seen on pkgs

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[100% Trace]

Best one I can think of that is legit was Mai Wang! This is not a joke either.


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[Bankrupt]

Bang Ho


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[sailfish]

This past week I saw Jack Coke. I'm not kidding.

 

[Shift Inhibit]

when I was a cut driver, used to deliver to these stoner dudes.. all their amazon boxes would say is "Dr. Bodacious Spectacular"
also an Asian family -- Yu Wang

 

[ViewAskew]

Magnolia Thunderpussy. Interesting band name...

 

[Dr.Brownz]

Ray Fagg
Linda Lovecock (also seen Linda Laycock)
Rusty Shackleferd (for the King of the Hill fans)
Richard Head (probably a fake name)
Dong Ho
Charles Asser (ok I made that one up)

 

[UnderpaidPackageSlaves]

I'm looking to hear some of the funniest(actual and factual) names you've seen on address labels. I have an Edgardo Penas on my route. The guy next to me delivers to a dude with the last name Turnipseed, but the best one I've ever heard was today when a campus driver said he delivered to a Peter Gripper. That's grounds for justifiable homicide for catching a name like that; especially from your parents.

Someone used to address their packages "Jesus is our savior" lol

 

[bleedinbrown58]

A gentleman with the last name Hiscock.

 

[saskat]

I loaded a 5lb box of elbow macaroni addressed to Harriet Stoner. And last week I loaded a package for woman with the last name Armdong.

 

[GillEagan]

Someone had the last name of Diia. Another person had the last name of Gilligan and they had a big grin on their face when they said it too.

 

[brown bomber]

Iona Nippel,..and I'm drop dead serious about this name

also worked at a previous job that had many Vietnamese nationals...one of them changed his name from Phat Dong to something more "American " Harry Dong ????

 

[GillEagan]

I also came across someone who had the last name of Poindexter.

 

[steve7189]

I deliver to a Iona Little Whiteman.

 

[Dr.Brownz]

My god I had possibly the best name ever yesterday: Ho k Dong

Had to space out the middle name or it was censored

 

[Myleftsideistan]

really?

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

Used to work "with" some one who had a name matching a certain popular Bourbon.

 

[burrheadd]

Used to work "with" some one who had a name matching a certain popular Bourbon.

"Old Crow"?

 

[sailfish]

really?

Nice.

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

Starts with a J