Sometimes I am amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets. ~John Kinnear~
Four year old: Tell me a scary story!
Me: One time little people popped out of your mom, and they never stopped asking questions.
Four year old: Why?
Sometimes the scariest thing you can hear from your toddler is the question...."Can I help?"