Herman Cain

toonertoo

Most Awesome Dog
Staff member
Yup, its pretty stupid, and to vote for either is real stupid.
But as satire it was ok.
I call anyone who writes in a candidate that has absolutely no chance is a rebel without a clue.
 

MrFedEx

Engorged Member
Maybe the process deserves mocking and who better to draw attention to it's absurdities than these two masters of the absurd (one on purpose, the other not so much)?


Exactly. The parade of GOP fools has been a great means of pointing-out how broken our political system is, and especially the reliance on Big Money to determine who can even run (and compete).

Colbert is simply a comedy genius. His mockery of The Right is always right on target.
 

MrFedEx

Engorged Member
Yup, its pretty stupid, and to vote for either is real stupid.
But as satire it was ok.
I call anyone who writes in a candidate that has absolutely no chance is a rebel without a clue.

So that means that Cain was a rebel without a clue from the get-go. Even if there hadn't been issues with Little Herman looking for some strange, Cain was never a serious candidate.
 

toonertoo

Most Awesome Dog
Staff member
Well I never thought Obama was a serious candidate either, as he had absolutely nothing to offer as qualifications. But there he is. So what made him a serious candidate? His organizing experience? His education credentials? His 2 minutes in the senate? His foreign affairs experience? His real world experience? His economic experience? His workplace experience? His speech giving ability? His ability to answer questions quickly and coherently? His knowledge of our country, all 57 states? Which one was it, or is it not one mentioned here?
 

The Other Side

Well-Known Troll
Troll
Well I never thought Obama was a serious candidate either, as he had absolutely nothing to offer as qualifications. But there he is. So what made him a serious candidate? His organizing experience? His education credentials? His 2 minutes in the senate? His foreign affairs experience? His real world experience? His economic experience? His workplace experience? His speech giving ability? His ability to answer questions quickly and coherently? His knowledge of our country, all 57 states? Which one was it, or is it not one mentioned here?

Please.... does any of your questions matter? OBAMA is the president, Get over it.

Peace.
 

MrFedEx

Engorged Member
Well I never thought Obama was a serious candidate either, as he had absolutely nothing to offer as qualifications. But there he is. So what made him a serious candidate? His organizing experience? His education credentials? His 2 minutes in the senate? His foreign affairs experience? His real world experience? His economic experience? His workplace experience? His speech giving ability? His ability to answer questions quickly and coherently? His knowledge of our country, all 57 states? Which one was it, or is it not one mentioned here?

These are all qualities Cain didn't even have. One not mentioned here is Obama's ability to keep it in his pants and have real family values instead of pretend ones.
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
These are all qualities Cain didn't even have. One not mentioned here is Obama's ability to keep it in his pants and have real family values instead of pretend ones.
Go tell that story in the bath house that he belonged to with Rahm !! Yeah and John Travolta is a family man too!!


where there's smoke....
 

MrFedEx

Engorged Member
Go tell that story in the bath house that he belonged to with Rahm !! Yeah and John Travolta is a family man too!!


where there's smoke....

Sure. Obama is "gay". And you've got the proof right here, from an undeniably reliable source (as usual). Herman, on the other hand, seems to be completely guilty, as he ran away from the accusations like a little girl from a bee. Now that he's out of the news cycle, his skanky hoes aren't in the spotlight any longer, but we all know they're out there, ready to re-appear in 2016 if Cain tries again. He won't, because even Cain isn't dumb enough to think that you can keep a good hoe down.
 

Babagounj

Strength through joy
Answer me this , why did the Secret Service raid said bath house and take away all records found right after bhos threw his hat in the ring ?

ps As it was reported in the Canadian Free Press a couple of years ago.
 

bbsam

Moderator
Staff member
Answer me this , why did the Secret Service raid said bath house and take away all records found right after bhos threw his hat in the ring ?

ps As it was reported in the Canadian Free Press a couple of years ago.
Ok. I give up. Why? Or are you reduced to inuendo without proof? It is usually good enough with you.
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Ok. I give up. Why? Or are you reduced to inuendo without proof? It is usually good enough with you.
Hello, the fact that they have a membership!! Do you have a membership at a gay man's bathhouse? Do you know anyone who has a membership at a gay man's bathhouse?
 

bbsam

Moderator
Staff member
Hello, the fact that they have a membership!! Do you have a membership at a gay man's bathhouse? Do you know anyone who has a membership at a gay man's bathhouse?
I'm not that rich. If I were that rich, would they let me join even though I'm not gay? I know some of the dirty book stores around here had a reputation for gay activity, but they had XXX straight porn too. Just how gay would one have to be, anyway. And could the lights be turned off? Mood music? Best to be open-minded.
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
I'm not that rich. If I were that rich, would they let me join even though I'm not gay? I know some of the dirty book stores around here had a reputation for gay activity, but they had XXX straight porn too. Just how gay would one have to be, anyway. And could the lights be turned off? Mood music? Best to be open-minded.

Travolta would know.....he was a bath house cruiser and there are pictures of his trips. You have to watch where you sit down!

Rich people belong to Country Clubs, not bath houses. Bette Midler would know too. Before she became legit, she played all the bathhouses with Manilow as her pianist. That's why the gays love her so much!! She had a tacky, but fun act!!
 

bbsam

Moderator
Staff member
I do have a friend who was very up on the gay club scene in Chicago. He never mentioned anything about "bath houses". Believe me, he would have come with graphic details...wanted or not!
 
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