When I go on the annual UPS fishing trip, everybody wants me to be on their boat for 3 reasons;
1. I wont drink any of their beer.
2. They can drink all the beer they want and get hammered because I can drive their boat.
3. At the end of the day if they are still hammered, I can put their boat on the trailer and tow it back for them.
One other thing; I may be sober but I love playing poker against drunks because they are stupid and I am not. I have no qualms at all about kicking a drunk's ass at the poker table
![Smile :-) :-)](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)