You guys must be my supervisors cus you have zero sense of humor. I was joking about that stuff. I'm an awesome employee.....show up on time, work as fast as I safely can, obey the safety rules, handle packages with care, listen to the drivers and their suggestions and am nice to co workers. It just gets under my skin that UPS is run by a bunch of lying, greedy thugs. But as many of you say...."welcome to the real world" Ok. if you say so..... Anyways, Merry Christmas. I have to get to sleep so I can show up for my mandatory shift tomorrow morning that nobody mentioned to me when I was hired. Not one mention of weekend work by HR. Only m-friend. Must be I'm a loser for expecting professionals to behave as such and tell the TRUTH