I can't move

[BSWALKS]

On my way to help. Hang tight.

It's a trap!

 

[rod]

Hang on -- we have help coming---

 

[bbsam]

Been a rough week. I woke up so sore I am unable to move my body! I am laying here in bed in the nude and need one of you guys to come over and help me out. Who is it going to be?! Please hurry.

Did you mean to post this in "BC: Brown Cafe" or "BC: Browneye Cafe"?

 

[AsweetGirl]

Oh I know exactly what you need!
It's called Life Alert. They save old people all the time. You just push a button and emergency techs will be right there. Oh and don't worry, they see gross stuff all the time (majority are shower slip and falls) so your unfortunate nudity is nothing new to them. I bet they'll throw clothes or sheets on you asap!

 

[Operational needs]

Oh I know exactly what you need!
It's called Life Alert. They save old people all the time. You just push a button and emergency techs will be right there. Oh and don't worry, they see gross stuff all the time (majority are shower slip and falls) so your unfortunate nudity is nothing new to them. I bet they'll throw clothes or sheets on you asap!

I'm betting his nudity is not unfortunate. He's hoping they'll see him that way. And clothes or a sheet is not what he's hoping they throw on him. Lol.

 

[sailfish]

It's a trap!

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Guess I'll find out.

 

[Operational needs]

Guess I'll find out.

You're not there yet? You left the poor guy lying on the floor all day. He's probably stiff by now.

 

[sailfish]

You're not there yet? You left the poor guy lying on the floor all day. He's probably stiff by now.

I forgot about him. I'll just tell him traffic was real bad or something.

 

[sailfish]

Somebody please come help me...

 

[burrheadd]

I'm betting his nudity is not unfortunate. He's hoping they'll see him that way. And clothes or a sheet is not what he's hoping they throw on him. Lol.

Then give him an enema

Lmao

 

[Indecisi0n]

I'm still here, stiff as a board.

 

[burrheadd]

I'm still here, stiff as a board.

Iam afraid you're on your own
my friend

Good luck though

 

[Star B]

I imagine this..... only a little more brown and less ladies talking.

Possibly a vat of KY in convenient 50gal drum size.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Iam afraid you're on your own
my friend

Good luck though

I been here so long I'm throbbing. Come

 

[Jkloc420]

Been a rough week. I woke up so sore I am unable to move my body! I am laying here in bed in the nude and need one of you guys to come over and help me out. Who is it going to be?! Please hurry.

@Future will be right over, he likes that stuff

 

[Big Package]

Been a rough week. I woke up so sore I am unable to move my body! I am laying here in bed in the nude and need one of you guys to come over and help me out. Who is it going to be?! Please hurry.

Feeling any better?

 

[Indecisi0n]

Feeling any better?

Come find out.

 

[Boxslinger11]

I imagine this..... only a little more brown and less ladies talking.

Possibly a vat of KY in convenient 50gal drum size.

 

[Big Package]

If you've got a hard muscle or something I'm sure I could rub it out.

 

[BSWALKS]

Been a rough week. I woke up so sore I am unable to move my body! I am laying here in bed in the nude and need one of you guys to come over and help me out. Who is it going to be?! Please hurry.

Have you fully recovered or are you still stiff?