I drink your milkshake! a metaphor for capitalism

[rickyb]

Existential Comics
@existentialcoms
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Oct 5
The United States: "look how many people died in the Soviet Union's industrialization program!"

Socialists: "how did the United States industrialize again? The

United States: "look, you need to do a BIT of genocide and slavery to kick things off…"

 

[rickyb]

https://nypost.com/2019/10/11/did-a...-nyc-women-reveal-what-they-pay-at-the-salon/

Okay @rickyb this is one instance where I agree with you about Capitalism. There is no reason a woman should have to pay $260 to get her hair done. It’s highway robbery. And that’s really not uncommon. I’ve paid over $300 to have mine done and I’m still in shock three years later. Lol.

NYPOST!!!!

https://nypost.com/2018/07/19/burberry-burned-36-5m-of-unsold-clothes-last-year/

 

[DriveInDriveOut]

Existential Comics
@existentialcoms
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Oct 5
The United States: "look how many people died in the Soviet Union's industrialization program!"

Socialists: "how did the United States industrialize again? The

United States: "look, you need to do a BIT of genocide and slavery to kick things off…"

You are confused.
Industrialization brought an end to slavery here.

 

[Operational needs]

NYPOST!!!!

https://nypost.com/2018/07/19/burberry-burned-36-5m-of-unsold-clothes-last-year/

I knew you’d like that.

 

[BrownArmy]

...its also good to ask places "what day of the week is the discount" or whens the discount because i used to get my mohawk done for $15 and normally they were $20 or whatever. i forget to do this myself.

Guy, you have a mohawk, and you get it done somewhere?

Come on man, do your own mohawk.

 

[rickyb]

Guy, you have a mohawk, and you get it done somewhere?

Come on man, do your own mohawk.

what do you know about mohawks?

doing hte back is impossible

 

[rickyb]

You are confused.
Industrialization brought an end to slavery here.

no people fighting to stop slavery brought an end to slavery like most things.

 

[BrownArmy]

what do you know about mohawks?

doing hte back is impossible

Dude, use a mirror.

 

[vantexan]

no people fighting to stop slavery brought an end to slavery like most things.

When people realized they could no longer justify slavery because machines could do the work is when they started fighting to end it.

 

[DriveInDriveOut]

no people fighting to stop slavery brought an end to slavery like most things.

Wrong.

 

[BrownArmy]

what do you know about mohawks?

doing hte back is impossible

https://www.amazon.com/Wahl-Color-C...&keywords=wahl+clippers&qid=1570896028&sr=8-3

Spend $20, buy a set of clippers, boom, free mohawks for life.

Unless you’re a complete idiot, it takes five minutes to figure out how to use two mirrors in order to cut the back.

 

[rickyb]

https://www.amazon.com/Wahl-Color-Complete-Cutting-79300-400T/dp/B000JNQSIQ/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?adgrpid=57684656282&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIu_XJ2ouX5QIVh43ICh0fzQRMEAAYAiAAEgIaIPD_BwE&hvadid=274743450622&hvdev=m&hvlocphy=9002007&hvnetw=g&hvpos=1t2&hvqmt=e&hvrand=7710747021427957009&hvtargid=aud-647006051489:kwd-296626126269&hydadcr=9240_9883368&keywords=wahl+clippers&qid=1570896028&sr=8-3

Spend $20, buy a set of clippers, boom, free mohawks for life.

Unless you’re a complete idiot, it takes five minutes to figure out how to use two mirrors in order to cut the back.

ive done it myself, and the thing with mohawks is they have a tendency of widening so you have to be able to really get up close to see it. plus you gotta factor the time it takes to do it yourself.

 

[BrownArmy]

ive done it myself, and the thing with mohawks is they have a tendency of widening so you have to be able to really get up close to see it. plus you gotta factor the time it takes to do it yourself.

Have a friend help.

Or, Heaven forbid, get a girlfriend.

For the cost of a haircut, you can have free mohawks for life.

Your choice.

 

[BadIdeaGuy]

Unless you’re a complete idiot

It's Ricky. That's already an answered question.

 

[brownmonster]

https://www.amazon.com/Wahl-Color-Complete-Cutting-79300-400T/dp/B000JNQSIQ/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?adgrpid=57684656282&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIu_XJ2ouX5QIVh43ICh0fzQRMEAAYAiAAEgIaIPD_BwE&hvadid=274743450622&hvdev=m&hvlocphy=9002007&hvnetw=g&hvpos=1t2&hvqmt=e&hvrand=7710747021427957009&hvtargid=aud-647006051489:kwd-296626126269&hydadcr=9240_9883368&keywords=wahl+clippers&qid=1570896028&sr=8-3

Spend $20, buy a set of clippers, boom, free mohawks for life.

Unless you’re a complete idiot, it takes five minutes to figure out how to use two mirrors in order to cut the back.

I struggle with the two mirror thing but still get it done. At least I'm not a complete idiot.

 

[rickyb]

It's Ricky. That's already an answered question.

me so stupid

 

[rickyb]

Have a friend help.

Or, Heaven forbid, get a girlfriend.

For the cost of a haircut, you can have free mohawks for life.

Your choice.

i wouldnt do that to my friends.

 

[BrownArmy]

i wouldnt do that to my friends.

Just get a punk-rock girlfriend, problem solved.

 

[rickyb]

Just get a punk-rock girlfriend, problem solved.

socialist princess leia gf mmmmmm

 

[BrownArmy]

socialist princess leia gf mmmmmm

Ok, sure, I was thinking actual punk-rock, not Star Wars, but whatever works.