I drink your milkshake! a metaphor for capitalism

[Just A UPS Guy]

heres my jean rap:

cuz calvin kleins
no friend of mine
dont want nobodys name
on my behind

I feel like your dad is still trying to talk your mom into an abortion.

 

[BadIdeaGuy]

it was pulling on my balls and i was afraid id get ball cancer so i threw it away.

Wow

 

[UnionStrong]

I could see you having a tramp stamp.

Right under his nose…

 

[UnionStrong]

you know what when i got a railway conductor job back in the day i bought the wrong size mario overalls and it was pulling on my balls and i was afraid id get ball cancer so i threw it away.

You have balls?

 

[oldngray]

Right under his nose…

Nose ring?

 

[Thebrownblob]

you know what when i got a railway conductor job back in the day i bought the wrong size mario overalls and it was pulling on my balls and i was afraid id get ball cancer so i threw it away.

Lmao

 

[rickyb]

I could see you having a tramp stamp.

is that a jean brand? i had to double check what your brand was haha

 

[Thebrownblob]

You have balls?

 

[rickyb]

I feel like your dad is still trying to talk your mom into an abortion.

they had 1 too many

 

[rickyb]

I feel like your dad is still trying to talk your mom into an abortion.

i think my old classmate just knocked his mexican ex up and i think they got married and went on vacation. he posted something on instagram about needing to find 1 million dollars fast haha.

be careful who you bork or you will have a baby.

 

[rickyb]

After i came back from vacation I started going to bed at 7 or 8 at night to completely avoid alarms for work.

 

[Babagounj]

i think my old classmate just knocked his mexican ex up and i think they got married and went on vacation. he posted something on instagram about needing to find 1 million dollars fast haha.

be careful who you bork or you will have a baby.

Are you still a believer that men can get pregnant ?

 

[rickyb]

Are you still a believer that men can get pregnant ?

Only have sex with a girl if she believes in abortion, its not worth it

 

[Thebrownblob]

Only have sex with a girl if she believes in abortion, its not worth it

Kids aren’t worth it? I think they are and do you think your parents think you weren’t worth it?

 

[UnionStrong]

Kids aren’t worth it? I think they are and do you think your parents think you weren’t worth it?

I’m sure they don’t, at this point

 

[rickyb]

Kids aren’t worth it? I think they are and do you think your parents think you weren’t worth it?

Mom regrets having 2 and i know ppl who had kids by accident. Its serious

 

[rickyb]

Kids aren’t worth it? I think they are and do you think your parents think you weren’t worth it?

Im glad you like the kids.

 

[rickyb]

Hey maybe if i look for property near a nude beach i can finally afford it

 

[rickyb]

The Capitalists want you to work harder

 

[rickyb]

The capitalist training program was so inefficient here, i do 90 min of work per 7.5 hour day and they are paying for my 4.4 star hotel for 10 days