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[bleedinbrown58]

Drinking one or two beers with dinner will not impair my driving ability.

", officer."

 

[ZQXC]

Drinking one or two beers with dinner will not impair my driving ability.

Don't tell me; tell the state trooper.

 

[959Nanook]

It is possible to drink responsibly.

So was that an affirmation of the responsibility displayed by not driving after drinking? Or a judgment that they drink too much and would be able to legally drive home if they drank less?

Never mind, your subsequent responses confirm your intentions.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Part of responsible drinking is knowing when you may have had too much and need to find another way to get home.

 

[ZQXC]

Drinking one or two beers with dinner will not impair my driving ability.

Lots of dead people also thought that. Sad part is many times they also destroy an innocent person. It is never ok to drink and drive.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Don't tell me; tell the state trooper.

Exactly!

 

[toonertoo]

Drinking one or two beers with dinner will not impair my driving ability.

While I agree, the law does not. That is why it is called impaired driving. You admit to having one, you are impaired.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

While I agree, the law does not. That is why it is called impaired driving. You admit to having one, you are impaired.

I am 6' tall and weigh 165 lbs. I can drink one beer per hour with no effect. Anything more than that and I find another way home.

 

[bottomups]

I'm 6'4" and 235. If I'm drinking I'm not driving. Not worth the chance.

 

[cosmo1]

I am 6' tall and weigh 165 lbs. I can drink one Coor's light per hour with no effect. Anything more than that and I find another way home.

Because that's not much more than fizzy water.

 

[cosmo1]

Drinking one or two beers with dinner will not impair my driving ability.

Which begs the age old question, "Where's a cop when you need one?"

 

[Cementups]

I'm 6'4" and 235. If I'm drinking I'm not driving. Not worth the chance.

But driving is so much more fun when intoxicated!!!!!

 

[DriveInDriveOut]

But driving is so much more fun when intoxicated!!!!!

When I was in high school we used to have a few and go to a local amusement park and drive the go-karts, it really is fun.... just sayin. Had a designated driver for the trip home though.

 

[soberups]

It is possible to drink responsibly.

I guess I just never saw any point in it.

 

[MethodsMan]

I am 6' tall and weigh 165 lbs. I can drink one beer per hour with no effect. Anything more than that and I find another way home.

Sounds like a good wind would blow you away.

Might want to stick to O'Douls.

 

[Future]

I have never been in the locker room, and I will never use a locker. Unless we have a shower I am not putting clean clothes on over a dirty body. Aint happening.

You just want to snap some towel on other drivers ass! Lol

 

[joeboodog]

I'm a big guy and there are times when one beer will knock me on my butt. It all depends on how tired or hungry I am.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I'm a big guy and there are times when one beer will knock me on my butt. It all depends on how tired or hungry I am.

One beer?
Turn in your union card!...lol

 

[joeboodog]

One beer?
Turn in your union card!...lol

Long hours+hunger+dehydration+quality craft beer=weeeeeeee!

 

[bleedinbrown58]

I'm a big guy and there are times when one beer will knock me on my butt. It all depends on how tired or hungry I am.

Really, one? I might get buzzed on two beers if I haven't eaten all day and knock em back quick...I wouldn't drive after that.