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[Raw]

19. Walks around the house with the blue grievance forms visible in his front shirt pocket to keep his wife in line!

 

[705red]

19. Walks around the house with the blue grievance forms visible in his front shirt pocket to keep his wife in line!

But theres no arbitration process at home and only one judge, her ruling is final!

 

[hdkappler]

new ups 800 numbers?1-800-772-6563.try this one.

 

[705red]

20. Continues to reply to 6 month old posts!

 

[hdkappler]

only been a member 2 weeks.

 

[705red]

only been a member 2 weeks.

Just having some fun with you kaps, when a post goes that long without a reply its old news. I see you retired out of 710 hows retirement going? You fit any of these criteria?

 

[705red]

21. Still shows up for his xmas turkey!

 

[Sammie]

Maybe we should start a support group for our retirees that are going stir crazy from making the move. Lets come up with a list of potential signs of retired stir crazy syndrome.

1. Looking up 6 month old posts!
2. Sitting in ups parking lots at 830am to watch the trucks pull out!

Any others?

Yeah, we've all got to stay active.......

http://www.killsometime.com/videos

 

[DS]

hdk is trying to communicate but they are still using
windows 95 at the home and the nurse is confusing
him by constantly checking her myspace blog ...

 

[over9five]

22. Steals mail from his neighbors mailboxes so he can deliver it (and make them sign for it!)

 

[diesel96]

23) Buys an etch-o sketch toy for the Grand kids,and makes kids sign on it ,that they rec'v it

 

[ups79]

I too retired 4 years ago, these are all good and quite funny. See, maybe all of us can say we have a little humor.

 

[Southern Comfort]

24) Still insists on passing any FedEx truck he encounters on the highway


My wife gives me a hard time about that one, but I can't help it!

 

[over9five]

25. Uses 3 points of contact AND the optional handrails he had installed on his car.

 

[samiam]

You guys are too much.....these are friend/n funny. Thank you for the laugh.

 

[antimatter]

26. CONTINUALLY tries to start fights on "Brown Cafe".

 

[Raw]

27. Keeps a clip-board and an old pad of paper records under his bed just in case!

 

[area43]

28.If toilet malfunctions. He has an emergency back up kit. Kit consist of empty gatorade bottles(screw cap) for liquid waste and a roll of dr bags for the solids.

 

[DS]

27. Keeps a clip-board and an old pad of paper records under his bed just in case!

Raw~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY
IMHO the best one....so far

 

[toonertoo]

Thats right hdkappler, you tell them. And welcome by the way.
29. says hello to someone in a store and calls them by their street address "hey 3521 x street, how the guy at 3030 doing""