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[Cactus]

I would make a remark about your dad, but no one knows who he is.

He thinks you're a joke too.

 

[MrFedEx]

No thanks, I have options.

What? To downgrade to a handler? Deliver newspapers? Why aren't you a SM with all that talent.

Maybe you can start a glory hole down at the truck stop or be a barista at Starbucks.

The sky is the limit for you, buddy.

 

[Fred's Myth]

Alrighty. Do y'all want to see the latest pathetic "award" given by FedEx? A manager friend told me there is a Director's Award every month. I didn't ask if there is one winner per station or per district. Regardless, he said they used to give a nice Fedex jacket. Then they gave a FedEx hoodie. Then a FedEx golf shirt. THIS is what they give now. LMAO! How pathetic is this? He said he's embarrassed to hand them to the guy who won them.View attachment 94106

Why the drama? Simply hand the award back, and state that you would like to donate it, in place of your United Way contribution for the year.

 

[Operational needs]

Why the drama? Simply hand the award back, and state that you would like to donate it, in place of your United Way contribution for the year.

I don't donate to United Way. I donate to a local food bank and a women's shelter.

 

[MrFedEx]

I don't donate to United Way. I donate to a local food bank and a women's shelter.

Same here. I don't want to pay to help FedEx look like a good corporate citizen. I donate on my own.

 

[Operational needs]

Same here. I don't want to pay to help FedEx look like a good corporate citizen. I donate on my own.

It's not that. I don't want to pay a big fat cat to donate my money when I can do it myself, and it will do the most good going directly to the shelter and food bank.

 

[59 Dano]

What? To downgrade to a handler? Deliver newspapers? Why aren't you a SM with all that talent.

Maybe you can start a glory hole down at the truck stop or be a barista at Starbucks.

The sky is the limit for you, buddy.

Or I can be a bitter, gutless who cries and moans about his job. You're my inspiration.

 

[Fred's Myth]

I don't donate to United Way. I donate to a local food bank and a women's shelter.

I see my comment whizzed right over your head. The point was to donate their worthless item back in their face as an annual donation to their Golden Cow charity. It emphasizes the valuelessness of their largess, and returns their insult in an emphatic fashion. For them to refuse it would only magnify your point.

 

[MrFedEx]

Or I can be a bitter, gutless who cries and moans about his job. You're my inspiration.

Yep, that's me. Is there a shill charity I can donate to? You know, the one where they pay for operations to remove your head from your butt.

 

[Cactus]

Yep, that's me. Is there a shill charity I can donate to? You know, the one where they pay for operations to remove your head from your butt.

Or in Dano's case, removal from Thornton's/Fred's/Dave's butt.

 

[MrFedEx]

Or in Dano's case, removal from Thornton's/Fred's/Dave's butt.

Exactly. That's an expensive operation because he is in up to his shoulders.