Love, your handrail

toonertoo · Feb 10, 2015

ibleedbrown said:
next thing ya know using the handrail will be on the telematics report.

Did you have to give them that idea??????????

Packmule · Feb 10, 2015

We got a piece of gum taped to a note describing how our joints and muscles are like gum. The more gum mixes with salva and gets softened up by chewing, the more limber it gets. Supposed to encourage hydration and stretching. I think they're all wet and stretching the analogy to the limits!

Wally · Feb 10, 2015

I had a spare with the rail by the step. Kept bashing my leg on the stupid thing!

greengrenades · Feb 10, 2015

scooby0048 said:
It seems we partnered with Romper Room...
Anyone else get this when they got in their trucks this morning. On the seat of every truck in our center was a bag of candy with a Valentine's Day card that read, "Happy Valentine's Day Love, your handrail!" There is also a red ribbon on the handrail.

I guess the powers that be figured preaching to us wasn't working so now they have to treat us like 2-year olds and bribe us with candy and silly cards. I have to admit, I was very thankful that they tied that ribbon to our handrail because after I ate all the candy and went to lunch, I realized that I had run out of my little floss sticks but alas, I had no fear of something being stuck in my teeth, I just used the little red ribbon they provided. Thanks UPS for helping me in such a tough situation!

I love my "handrail" every night.

oldngray · Feb 10, 2015

Looks like the safety committee had nothing useful to do. As usual.

clean hairy · Feb 10, 2015

Whats next, Happy Memorial Day from you Bulkhead Door?

clean hairy · Feb 10, 2015

Happy 4th of July from your key fob?
Where will the Idiocy end?

STFXG · Feb 10, 2015

Mugarolla said:
Where they going? Post Office? FedEx also implemented dimensional pricing.

Our network is projected to double within 2 years. Volume is coming from somewhere...

superballs63 · Feb 10, 2015

Happy Arbor day!! Here's a bunch of crap on paper that you're going to instantly throw away

Mugarolla · Feb 10, 2015

STFXG said:
Our network is projected to double within 2 years. Volume is coming from somewhere...

Customers are not going to FedEx just because of dimensional pricing. FedEx also implemented dimensional pricing. Your volume is probably coming from us, but it is do to other factors besides dimensional pricing. That was the post that I replied to.

bleedinbrown58 · Feb 10, 2015

ArcherUTR said:
UPS, where the drivers bitch about everything...

Including free candy

Nothing is free....we gave blood and sweat for that candy.

Turdferguson · Feb 10, 2015

ArcherUTR said:
UPS, where the drivers bitch about everything...

Including free candy

There's free candy? We didn't get any. That's a bunch of BS right there man! :mad:

Turdferguson · Feb 10, 2015

clean hairy said:
Happy 4th of July from your key fob?
Where will the Idiocy end?

Happy tetanus shot appreciation day from the jagged metal shards in the 4000 shelves?

Re-Raise · Feb 10, 2015

I hope my handcart doesn't hear about this. She gets very jealous.

IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U · Feb 10, 2015

Use your power zone,when jerkin the rear door.

scooby0048 · Feb 10, 2015

clean hairy said:
Whats next, Happy Memorial Day from you Bulkhead Door?

clean hairy said:
Happy 4th of July from your key fob?
Where will the Idiocy end?

superballs63 said:
Happy Arbor day!! Here's a bunch of crap on paper that you're going to instantly throw away

turdferguson said:
There's free candy? We didn't get any. That's a bunch of BS right there man!

Re-Raise said:
I hope my handcart doesn't hear about this. She gets very jealous.

IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U said:
Use your power zone,when jerkin the rear door.

Now that my friends is the proper way to derail a thread! Speaking of which, there was another bag of candy and another note on my seat this morning. Don't know if another driver threw it on there out of aggravation or if my handrail was making a pass at me.

IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U · Feb 10, 2015

scooby0048 said:
Now that my friends is the proper way to derail a thread! Speaking of which, there was another bag of candy and another note on my seat this morning. Don't know if another driver threw it on there out of aggravation or if my handrail was making a pass at me.

Everybody wants to grab Scooby's handrail

toonertoo · Feb 10, 2015

scooby0048 said:
Now that my friends is the proper way to derail a thread! Speaking of which, there was another bag of candy and another note on my seat this morning. Don't know if another driver threw it on there out of aggravation or if my handrail was making a pass at me.

It probably doesnt like the way you handle the other handrail

toonertoo · Feb 10, 2015

IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U said:
Everybody wants to grab Scooby's handrail

I will grab that rail.

scooby0048 · Feb 10, 2015

IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U said:
Everybody wants to grab Scooby's handrail

It's small but really cute. My handrail that is!

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