Meaningless Fluff

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You can always count on me to bring my famous bag of ice to the potluck.

 

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IDK
IDC
IDGAF !!

 

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I broke up with my gym …… We just weren't working out!

 

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happy Friday!

 

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Why be difficult when with a little bit of effort you can be impossible.

 

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Costco Is Selling Pull-Apart Cheese Bread That’s Ready to Eat in 15 Minutes

 

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The earth's rotation makes my day.

 

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The real reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

 

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Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

 

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If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

 

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[Old Man Jingles]

Or a Stud!

 

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NURSES - can't fix stupid, but they can sedate it!

 

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You're never too old for nap time.

 

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Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn in the kitchen told me I'm fine.

 

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Sorry I'm late....I didn't want to come.

 

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I'm more confused than a chameleon in a bag of Skittles.

 

[Rack em]

Sorry I'm late....I didn't want to come.

That's what she said!