Meaningless Fluff

[bleedinbrown58]

I cannot compete with massive ******, but I can say: I'm done with the brown &%&!Q@($& monster. I have to go in on Monday to tie up a few official ends, but god darn, I'm done - we had an internal audit today, and the guy asked me a bunch of questions, and I did what I've always wanted to do: I just stared at him with a blank face, then I laughed. I informed him it was my last day, and he promptly crumpled up his paper and threw it in the trash.

God, that look alone was worth a million dollars.

More than a million.

Don't take this the wrong way, but UPS can take their audit and shove it up their farking butt.

I'm free.

edit: Beer me, 407

congrats!! Yes beers are on me tonight!!

 

[curiousbrain]

congrats!! Yes beers are on me tonight!!

*pours beer on you*

Oh, you meant like you'd pay .. sorry, I misunderstood ...

 

[bleedinbrown58]

*pours beer on you*

Oh, you meant like you'd pay .. sorry, I misunderstood ...

Lol well it washed off some of the ups dirt...

 

[cosmo1]

He's free!!!!

The Who - I'm Free - Woodstock 1969 - YouTube

 

[curiousbrain]

He's free!!!!

The Who - I'm Free - Woodstock 1969 - YouTube

As I said to a good friend just a moment ago, this feels like I just got a great massage and your shoulders are heavy and weighing on you, but your chest is free and you can breathe deeply without any stress.

I haven't felt that in years.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Good luck to you. You are one of the good ones. I wish you well in your future endeavors. Dave.

 

[cachsux]

Dave is right. Too bad the one's like you we can't hold on to.

 

[curiousbrain]

Thank you both.

The Company wouldn't let me come back as an hourly.

I might show up in the FedEx forums in a few weeks, though. *grin*

 

[brownmonster]

I cannot compete with massive camel toe, but I can say: I'm done with the brown &%&!Q@($& monster. I have to go in on Monday to tie up a few official ends, but god darn, I'm done - we had an internal audit today, and the guy asked me a bunch of questions, and I did what I've always wanted to do: I just stared at him with a blank face, then I laughed. I informed him it was my last day, and he promptly crumpled up his paper and threw it in the trash.

God, that look alone was worth a million dollars.

More than a million.

Don't take this the wrong way, but UPS can take their audit and shove it up their farking butt.

I'm free.

edit: Beer me, 407

Good for you but did you have to dis the brownmonster?

 

[BSWALKS]

Beer, smokes, &?????? That map doesn't show our newest border town scheme, FIREWORKS!!!
And what about that whole other world, north east of the hamtons? You can't forget vacationland!

 

[over9five]

You also can't see the seacoast that our dear Senator Warren said was on our western border!

 

[BSWALKS]

I'd be useless to her, but would give it a good try!

 

[Operational needs]

Thank you both.

The Company wouldn't let me come back as an hourly.

I might show up in the FedEx forums in a few weeks, though. *grin*

​Come on over. We need more like you. Although I hate to tell you, it isn't much better for management over at FedEx either.

 

[serenity now]

Meaningless fluff or No fluff ? Im going with No but it sure does look mean.....

she could hurt you...................
Yowza!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

she could hurt you...................
Yowza!

Now that's a sales lead!!!!!!!!!!I think I would like to submit one!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ajblakejr]

Leaving a NASCAR race. All I can say is he ran out of gas.

 

[Returntosender]

 

[Indecisi0n]

Rosanne?

 

[Dillacow]

Moo

 

[over9five]

Moo

I know. It's about 90 here.