Meaningless Fluff

[rod]

Sitting here broke down waiting for the tow truck.

Is it Friday? I always broke down on Friday---the last day of the week you would want to break down.

 

[iowa boy]

Sitting here broke down waiting for the tow truck.

Tow truck showed up 2 hours after I originally called in. Nothing quite like getting paid to sit in a lawn chair.

 

[serenity now]

10.5 hour day / nice way to start the week

 

[Returntosender]

Macys volume is up.

 

[texan]

Some might have suspected people from Georgia, and or Atlanta stretch the truth..........

But here is a vindication of sorts.

An old fishing mystery came back to life on the 81[SUP]st[/SUP] anniversary of the day a Georgia farmer caught
what remains the world-record largemouth bass.

George W. Perry caught the 22-pound, four-ounce lunker on Montgomery Lake, in Telfair County, on June 2, 1932.

Although the fish was fried up for dinner that same day - and served for two nights - its weight was duly
recorded and remains a record.

Read more: Mysterious photo surfaces, purportedly of record largemouth bass caught in 1932 | Fox News

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

Tow truck showed up 2 hours after I originally called in. Nothing quite like getting paid to sit in a lawn chair.

You're welcome.

 

[Returntosender]

FED EX just declared earnings. FedEx Q4 2013 Earnings Announcement - Business Insider “FedEx Ground posted another strong year and FedEx Freight margins continued to improve,” said CEO Fred S

 

[curiousbrain]

I've been digging through the old photo album, and if I have the time after I'm done with UPS, I'm going to hike up Mount Washington/The Presidentials for the fourth time. It's borderline spiritual.

 

[BSWALKS]

Enjoy. That's about the most beautiful area I know of. Don't get there nearly enough.

 

[ajblakejr]

I just purchased a bottle of Jo. Malone Blue Agave at Nordstroms.

 

[cachsux]

Treat yourself.

 

[Returntosender]

It just won't coalesce.

 

[over9five]

It just won't coalesce.

Stitches maybe?

 

[Returntosender]

I would love to put that tire/rim boot on a supervisors car.

 

[Returntosender]

Stitches maybe?

Trying to make a Chernobyl drink.

 

[texan]

A group of diners got more than they bargained for when a greedy alligator gatecrashed their picnic.

Photographer, Rodney Cammauf, had just found a sunny spot by the water in Homestead, Florida to enjoy
his lunch when the animal crawled out of the water.

 

[serenity now]

FYI for you tourists, don't pic-a-nic that close to the water when you're in Florida

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

A group of diners got more than they bargained for when a greedy alligator gatecrashed their picnic.

Photographer, Rodney Cammauf, had just found a sunny spot by the water in Homestead, Florida to enjoy
his lunch when the animal crawled out of the water.

Looks like brownmonster found someone to buy his old cooler.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

nice hood ornament!

Is that a......PACKAGE car?

 

[curiousbrain]

I cannot compete with massive *****, but I can say: I'm done with the brown &%&!Q@($& monster. I have to go in on Monday to tie up a few official ends, but god darn, I'm done - we had an internal audit today, and the guy asked me a bunch of questions, and I did what I've always wanted to do: I just stared at him with a blank face, then I laughed. I informed him it was my last day, and he promptly crumpled up his paper and threw it in the trash.

God, that look alone was worth a million dollars.

More than a million.

Don't take this the wrong way, but UPS can take their audit and shove it up their farking butt.

I'm free.

edit: Beer me, 407