Talk about bad Address Corrections and deliveries....
I just got a miss delivery left at my door. The package was originally shipped to New Jersey and was A/Ced to an empty house five doors up. The consignee is Calvin Pace, he is a Outside Linebacker for the New York Jets. As a little kid, he used to get locked out of his house a lot, so he would knock on our door so he could borrow our bathroom or get a snack. He loved green popsicles. He bought his parents a bigger house across town when he signed for the Jets, they use the house up the street to store things in. The driver also got in my grass a little bit, not the first time miss delivering. He needs to turn his radio down so he can hear the DIAD GPS alarm going off.