Covemastah
Hoopah drives the boat Chief !!
what do yah call a nun in a wheel chair ??
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Covemastah
Hoopah drives the boat Chief !!
There were three nuns sitting on a park bench . A man walks up and
flashes them. The first nun has a stroke, the second nun has a stroke,
the third nun couldn't reach!
flashes them. The first nun has a stroke, the second nun has a stroke,
the third nun couldn't reach!
BSWALKS
Fugitive From Reality
Nun jokes on Good Friday?? I felt guilty after posting my joke about your wife pissing you off. You have balls!
Covemastah
Hoopah drives the boat Chief !!
If I cant eat meat,,i need something else to fill my time !!
oldngray
nowhere special
Didn't you give up the "something else" for Lent?
BSWALKS
Fugitive From Reality
Didn't he mention his wife is a guilt ridden Irish women ? I don't think she holds out just during Lent.
BSWALKS
Fugitive From Reality
Watch out for lightning bolts
moreluck
golden ticket member
she's gonna find your Goobers !!
ajblakejr
Age quod agis
I never attended a game with Brady at the helm, it is a requirement to watch him in action in person. I will need to bite the bullet and go to Green Bay this year because the Pats are flying in to
slap the Pack.And, of course, the Saints are hosting the Pack and I will attend. That flight to MSY will be fun because I will be in full Saint regalia surrounded cheese sauce.
I need dates!!!!
oldngray
nowhere special
I never attended a game with Brady at the helm, it is a requirement to watch him in action in person. I will need to bite the bullet and go to Green Bay this year because the Pats are flying in to
And, of course, the Saints are hosting the Pack and I will attend. That flight to MSY will be fun because I will be in full Saint regalia surrounded cheese sauce.
I need dates!!!!
upschuck
Well-Known Member
www.match.com
www.datehookup.com
www.eharmony.com
www.cupid.com
www.zoosk.com
www.date.com
I can find more if needed.
moreluck
golden ticket member
yeah, you left out Christian mingle and j-date
BSWALKS
Fugitive From Reality
And Craigslist
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
Some nuns ran an orphanage in a remote rural area. One day, the Mother Superior spoke to a group of teenagers who were leaving for the first time.
"You need to know you're going out into a sinful world. Men will buy you dinner and ply you with alcohol...then take you home and do dirty, sinful things to your body. Then give you a few bucks and kick you out the door."
"Excuse me, Mother", said one teenager...but are you saying we'll get drinks and money in exchange for sex?"
"Yes, my child, why do you ask?"
"The priests only give us candy."
"You need to know you're going out into a sinful world. Men will buy you dinner and ply you with alcohol...then take you home and do dirty, sinful things to your body. Then give you a few bucks and kick you out the door."
"Excuse me, Mother", said one teenager...but are you saying we'll get drinks and money in exchange for sex?"
"Yes, my child, why do you ask?"
"The priests only give us candy."
rod
Retired 23 years
what about that one for farmers only?
oldngray
nowhere special
celebrate? Was he a "happy" guy?
BSWALKS
Fugitive From Reality
Damn autocorrect
moreluck
golden ticket member
you mean the priests have had it wrong all these years??
