Meaningless Fluff

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Maybe that IS Mrs. I've....

Nope, she would never let me see, that much!

 

[bleedinbrown58]

You were at the grocery store shopping for milfs?

Why not? I shop for dilfs at work...lmao

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

You were at the grocery store shopping for milfs?

Looks that way!...I was looking for buns, I guess?

 

[rod]

Midlife crisis is more in the 40's. 58 is more the time for golf carts and high waist pants.

I have to respectfully disagree. I'm 66 and I still like to smoke the tires on my truck every once in awhile. When you get my age you can always tell the cops that you hit the gas instead of the brake and chances are he will believe you. I also like to hammer the throttle on my Harley when its safe to. Its not a crotch-rocket but it still gets my heart pumping. I will probably be the old guy in the old folks home that causes all the trouble.

 

[cachsux]

I have to respectfully disagree. I'm 66 and I still like to smoke the tires on my truck every once in awhile. When you get my age you can always tell the cops that you hit the gas instead of the brake and chances are he will believe you. I also like to hammer the throttle on my Harley when its safe to. Its not a crotch-rocket but it still gets my heart pumping. I will probably be the old guy in the old folks home that causes all the trouble.

Keep driving like that and you wont have to worry.

 

[rod]

Keep driving like that and you wont have to worry.

ok dad

 

[ZQXC]

You were at the grocery store shopping for milfs?

Looks that way!...I was looking for buns, I guess?

Check the end caps; they like to covey up there.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Check the end caps; they like to covey up there.

Ive had end cap 4 her!...lmafo

 

[1989]

Just found out that Ive got crabs

 

[oldngray]

 

[idrivethetruck]

Your avatar. Those old pics of women back then. They sure were hot.

Google "nose art"

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Just found out that Ive got crabs

That sucks but it's better than herpes...there's no shampoo for that!

 

[BSWALKS]

Just found out that Ive got crabs

You should have masturbated

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/02k2di/chappelle-s-show-kneehigh-park-pt--1---uncensored

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

Today the sales of Doritos in my state doubled.

 

[Operational needs]

Today the sales of Doritos in my state doubled.

Half-price sale?

 

[oldngray]

Today the sales of Doritos in my state doubled.

Attack of munchies from the new law?

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

Recreational pot sales opening day.

 

[moreluck]

Forever to be known as chubby Washingtonians !!

 

[ZQXC]

Just found out that Ive got crabs

Shave one side, set the other side on fire.
When the crabs run across the open plain, stab them with an icepick.

 

[Johney]

Shave one side, set the other side on fire.
When the crabs run across the open plain, stab them with an icepick.

From experience?