Meaningless Fluff

[brownmonster]

I was gonna blow up the Teddy bear again.

My wife was gone for the weekend so I had to blow up my inflatable GF.

 

[ajblakejr]

My wife was gone for the weekend so I had to blow up my inflatable GF.

Did she return the favor....?

(i had to...you left yourself open to it)

 

[packageguy]

Brownmonster, I hope she came back, for your sake lol.

 

[Big Babooba]

Tippecanoe and Tyler Too

 

[over9five]

That was excellent. What a strong speech from a good man who cares.

Ah, you saw OReillys talking points last night.

 

[curiousbrain]

I'm wearing sandals today and I can still see snow in certain spots ... the world is mad, mad I tell you!

 

[UPS Lifer]

klein is back and he claims to have a job.

I saw a post of his in "immigration" and immediately thought of this thread!

 

[ajblakejr]

I'm wearing sandals today and I can still see snow in certain spots ... the world is mad, mad I tell you!

With or without socks?

 

[curiousbrain]

With or without socks?

Without socks, of course. I prefer barefoot, but the landscape is not always conducive to such freewheeling behavior.

 

[brownmonster]

Without socks, of course. I prefer barefoot, but the landscape is not always conducive to such freewheeling behavior.

Make sure you wear socks to work, unlike Mr. 6 times fired in the other thread.

 

[curiousbrain]

Make sure you wear socks to work, unlike Mr. 6 times fired in the other thread.

Hehe ... duly noted.

 

[hubrat]

"What's the point of mining for nose gold if you can't share it with the townspeople?"
Chris Griffin

 

[curiousbrain]

Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

- Stewie

 

[curiousbrain]

I prefer black coffee; sometimes, I get a little crazy and add a pinch of cinnamon.

 

[trplnkl]

We need a slumber party.

Why is it called a slumber party when the point is to stay up all night?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Why is it called a slumber party when the point is to stay up all night?

...and how is it fair that the parents don't get any sleep that night either?

 

[over9five]

...and how is it fair that the parents don't get any sleep that night either?

+100 OMG, I remember those times!

 

[over9five]

I prefer black coffee; sometimes, I get a little crazy and add a pinch of cinnamon.

You sir, are out of control.

 

[curiousbrain]

You sir, are out of control.

It's a problem, I know.

 

[moreluck]

Got no coffee this morning...it was both a Boniva morning and a bloodwork morning. Drank water til I was floating. It's not April Fool's Day, It's "drink water for Rita" day. Rita can never get a good vein, so I drink lots of water to help her out. I'd forget her name if I didn't sing the Beatles, Rita Rita metermaid before seeing her. It's my memory trick for her name.