The Magic Green Hat
Visiting in South Western USA, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here's the hat:
It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
It might also cut your wait time at the grocery store.
But...don't try it at McDonald's… The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!
I was watching some hurricane coverage and some idiot newscaster in Corpus Christie was being blown around like a fool and the little box in the bottom left corner read..."Corpus C..... calm."