More stupid things customers say

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Why automatically assume it was a Man?

Ours is a male-dominated society.

 

[liferupsmann]

Ya'll caught up yet?

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[Pimpedoutatjgx]

Whenever a customer tells me they have been waiting on me all day, my standard reply is "Here I am."

Mine is "Wait no longer"

 

[Pimpedoutatjgx]

I had a so called psychic on my old route. I pulled up and she came out and asked, whats in the box? I said your psychic you tell me. That was the first corporate complaint I received lol lol.

I delivered a letter to a psychic before 10:30 and when she opened the door she said "I knew u were coming". I responded " I knew you'd say that"

 

[OPTION3]

Mine is "Wait no longer"

My response is...I've been waiting all day to DELIVER it!

 

[liferupsmann]

I usually answer, I have no idea i didnt order it..

Stare at it as if you can see inside then say, this must be a lead box.

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[oldngray]

If you have worked long enough you pretty much know what is in many packages. It tends to freak people out when you can tell them what's in the box - you know what's in it and they forgot what they ordered.

 

[RPSman]

My favorite one, rural MO town; standing there in my blue shorts and tan shirt that clearly said "Roadway Package System", and the guy signs for the package, looks at me and says: "When did UPS get white trucks?"

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

My favorite one, rural MO town; standing there in my blue shorts and tan shirt that clearly said "Roadway Package System", and the guy signs for the package, looks at me and says: "When did UPS get white trucks?"

I would think the level of service would have been a dead give-away.

 

[RPSman]

That was southeast central MO; where I would walk in the next day with a package from Nebraska or southeast KS and customer would ask: "How did you get that here so fast, UPS takes 3 days?" There were a lot of excellent RPS contractors who gave very good service, even while having to deal with dumb terminal managers and regional managers.

 

[OPTION3]

That was southeast central MO; where I would walk in the next day with a package from Nebraska or southeast KS and customer would ask: "How did you get that here so fast, UPS takes 3 days?" There were a lot of excellent RPS contractors who gave very good service, even while having to deal with dumb terminal managers and regional managers.

The way peak went this year…we will be there in no time

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Ours is a male-dominated society.

Maybe in the UPS operating centers but the rest of UPS is very, very female centric. Everything is very PC (and not on wheels) and males are afraid to be natural as some female will go to HR on on them. That is a common threat in Corporate by women, "I'm going to HR on you." I hardly speak to females in the office anymore on a personal basis.

 

[Pimpedoutatjgx]

Maybe in the UPS operating centers but the rest of UPS is very, very female centric. Everything is very PC (and not on wheels) and males are afraid to be natural as some female will go to HR on on them. That is a common threat in Corporate by women, "I'm going to HR on you." I hardly speak to females in the office anymore on a personal basis.

Stop jingling in the office

 

[elo]

I had an 83 year old man call the center tonight and apologize for answering the door naked. He said "I'm 83 I don't have to wear those dam pants anymore if I don't want to, but that poor fella about fell off my porch. I just wanted to make sure he was ok." The driver stopped me before I could relay the entire message. Made my night.

 

[morgahorse]

Customer: 'Is it true you guys only make right turns?'
Me: 'Yep, every turn is a right turn because I don't make any wrong turns.'

 

[morgahorse]

Customer: 'Keeping busy?'
Me: 'If I was a bee I'd be making honey.'

 

[morgahorse]

Customer: 'I've been waiting for that package all day'
Me: 'Good things come to those who wait'

 

[rod]

Customer: 'Keeping busy?'
Me: 'If I was a bee I'd be making honey.'

I always said I was busier than a one legged cat covering crap.

 

[Operational needs]

Went into a stop yesterday afternoon about 2:55 that usually gets 10:30 deliveries.

Customer: Are these my morning deliveries?
Me: No, you didn't have any.
Customer: Why not?
Me: I guess no one wanted to pay for morning delivery.
Customer: Why not?
Me: Um, guess you'll have to ask them.

 

[ncupser82]

LOL thats funny.

I like the people that say "my dog never acts this way" (referring to
the bad dog) uhuh.. sure. whatever lady.

"My dog doesn't bite!" Yeah! doesn't bite you, but would love to take a bite out of the UPSer...;-)

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