UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
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One ringy dingy...two ringy dingy...
More stupid things customers say
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Big Babooba
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should have said sure then address corrected each package and collected the $40. She would have been pissed off after she got another bill for shipping.
Failure Boy
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A while ago, picking up a defect Sony X-Box in Paris suburbs to the european repair warehouse somewhere in Germany.
The lady goes : "Any idea what time you'll be there ?"
Like I was having a nine-hour drive to Germany for THAT ONE parcel...
What can you answer to that ?
The lady goes : "Any idea what time you'll be there ?"
Like I was having a nine-hour drive to Germany for THAT ONE parcel...
What can you answer to that ?
Failure Boy
Active Member
ce que vous etes stupide?
bienvenue sur le cafe' marron Failure Boy ,do you really live in France?
Like Steve Martin said,its like those French have a different word for everything
Merci, le site "Café Marron" est très sympa !
Been looking around this nice forum from time to time...
Pretty much interesting to see how we're all doing the EXACTLY SAME job on a daily basis, but on different parts of the world...
As a UPS driver in Paris, I pretty much HAVE to live in France...
Much more convenient.
fethrs
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How about some pics for the "How's the View..." thread, they don't have to be work related. I think we would get a kick out of that.As a UPS driver in Paris, I pretty much HAVE to live in France...
Much more convenient.
I had a female store owner ask me just once if I had brown underwear to go with my brown socks. I told her "yea, brown in back and yellow in front
."She turned red and never commented on my brown socks ever again.
deepsouthmamaw
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Simple and sweet what ya got? A package.
dilligaf
IN VINO VERITAS
Hehehehehe my favorite answer.................... a box.
ups1990
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I can't stop laughing. Great answer.I had a female store owner ask me just once if I had brown underwear to go with my brown socks. I told her "yea, brown in back and yellow in front
She turned red and never commented on my brown socks ever again.
daddystacks
New Member
the customer asks me whats in the box. i always reply with: i'll tell you whats in the box when the mail man starts telling you how much your electric bill is.
bluehdmc
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Feeder Driver here, don't really have stupid customer comments. I do get some from dispatchers though. Me, "going out", them, "whatcha got", me, "big grey box with numbers, full of smaller cardboard boxes."
Then when you give them the trailer number it comes up on their computer as to what the load is and where it's going. Some dispatchers will say, "meadowlands nite to parsippany preload" and leave it at that. Some ask, "Where are you going?", I usually reply, "Crazy."
Usually silence after that.
Then when you give them the trailer number it comes up on their computer as to what the load is and where it's going. Some dispatchers will say, "meadowlands nite to parsippany preload" and leave it at that. Some ask, "Where are you going?", I usually reply, "Crazy."
Usually silence after that.
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Mike23
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I was approached by a customer while delivering in the SW (city is made up of NW, NE, SE, SW). The guy asked if I had his package so I asked where he lived. He gave me some address waaaaaay up in the northeast. I told him I wouldn't have it but another would and it would be delivered today if he had it.
He then looked at my diad and asked, 'well, can't you track my package from that?'
I felt like saying, 'Yes, we're that good we store a billion packages on one diad for the day just for this type of situation.' I bit my tongue instead and told him no.
He then looked at my diad and asked, 'well, can't you track my package from that?'
I felt like saying, 'Yes, we're that good we store a billion packages on one diad for the day just for this type of situation.' I bit my tongue instead and told him no.
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Mike23
Guest
My favorite is when they ask jokingly, 'is it a million dollars?' I always say, 'If it were a million dollars you wouldn't be getting the package and I'd be in Cuba.'
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Mike23
Guest
I always tell'em it's white but with brown stripes...It usually takes a minute to sink in for them
bigpackusmc
Member
Wow
DS
Fenderbender
Maybe the marine corps is a better job
Your insight is appreciated
what is your name,rank, and serial number?
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