Tiny Panda
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I had somoene ask me today is we did collections as well, i stood there dumbfounded wondering how the pkg i had for her got into my hand.
More stupid things customers say
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I always say "A box with stuff in it."I love when people ask "what I'd get"
One box... or if multiple boxes
One white box, one brown box.
One brown box, one smushed box...
bigtoe1111
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back when we were still on paper, was del a COD to an elderly woman. knocked on door and squatted down to sheet pkg. she opens door and all i see is her t-shirt with a big mustache across the front and "mustache rides $5" printed beneath. i lose it. totally. it takes about 20 seconds before i can choke out "i've got a COD for X amount to so and so. i can take a check. i'll wait." i really needed her to just go back inside. well she just stands there obviously wondering what is wrong with me. you could tell by the way she looked at me at that point that she had no idea. i had to say "ma'am, i hate to be pushy, but could you get that check please?" tears on my face and all. she said well ok, i'll be right back. looking at me like i was nuts. when she came back i had regained a little bit of composure but still had to bite my lip while saying thanks.
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Mike23
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Oh, although this isn't something a customer said but what they DID. I got an oncall for a PU for 2000. At around 1930 I got there and the husband of the person who called it in answered the door. He looked at me kind of weird and I said, 'I'm here for the pickup?' He then rolled his eyes and I saw the box with the label on it in his hand. It was for Purilator. Apparently his wife called it in to just any company because we're all the same to her.
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Oh, that is great!
Eclipz
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I'm really tempted sometimes to give a sarcastic comment when I come in for a package and THEY ASK YOU where THEY ARE SENDING it to. But I guess I'm not the only one who have these silly customers.
You know that little speaker in the upper right corner of the DIAD? Well, one driver was fooling a customer for a while by telling him it was a microphone and he must say his name twice loud and clear into it to complete the delivery.
Well, the original driver was not welcome in the business any more after a cover driver went for a delivery and got a good laugh after he saw the customer's efforts.
You know that little speaker in the upper right corner of the DIAD? Well, one driver was fooling a customer for a while by telling him it was a microphone and he must say his name twice loud and clear into it to complete the delivery.
Well, the original driver was not welcome in the business any more after a cover driver went for a delivery and got a good laugh after he saw the customer's efforts.
Was wondering how long I'd have to read before I spotted this one. It's the most common complaint I hear: "I was here all day and the driver just snuck up and put the notice on the door." That's right ma'm. Our drivers just love to have to come back a 2nd day!. (Well, maybe, if you're really, really hot!)
when I was using the old diad and got signatures from the customers they would look at the stylus and ask "does it matter which end I use to sign?"1
I tell them one prints and the other does cursive
Big Babooba
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Oh look! It's the mailman! Call me the mailman again and I'll go postal on you!
dilligaf
IN VINO VERITAS
Hey mailman, are you bringing me a letter today?Oh look! It's the mailman! Call me the mailman again and I'll go postal on you!
Please Mr. Postman - Marvelettes
Big Babooba
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ARRRRRRGH!!!!!!Hey mailman, are you bringing me a letter today?
Please Mr. Postman - Marvelettes
This is better:
Please Mr. Postman
Customers complaining about boxes being shipped in boxes that weren't carefully packed? The only problem i see was he was kinda slow, i probably wouldn't have even gone upstairs.
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