All this arguing is pointless. A day or so into the strike, Joseph Robinette Biden Jr., (Allah's peace be upon him, may he reign in perpetuity) will get really mad that our strike is messing up his awesome economy that he fixed all by himself and demand we go back to work.
To show he's real serious, he'll send the Rear Admiral, Mayor Pete, down to the DC/Burtonsville hub to stand outside the gas pumps and yell at us with a bullhorn about how our white rage and supremacy is destroying the GDP.
Overcome with guilt, we'll all go back to work at a new top rate of $25/hr. and a picture of the CEO in each and every package car.
Amen