Since Im a mechanic Im going to mess with the regular drivers. I'll do every dumb thing the seasonal driver asks and write "parts on order" for every regular driver. You know, change things up a bit. When the seasonal driver wants new tires when his tires are 15/32", he's going to get new tires. When the regular drivers want new tires, when his tires are 5/32", I'll write, "tires legal, ok to drive." So when you see the seasonal driver rolling out with the new tires, shiny rims, and heat so hot he has the windows open, I might just be your mechanic.
I think I like this guy.