I don't have to do anything. Like everyone in this thread has said, it's not a "real" rule, just a manager acting like an A-hole. Suggestions of malicious compliance seems to be the best option.If you let him get away with this, you’ll be shining his shoes next. If you don’t already. SMH
Besides....
There are useful b* like Bastiatian, taking it as offense to their masculinity, willing to act like a fool to protest, already causing a ruckus. No one has tried singing yet, thankfully.