bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
Agreed...no gagging either Inde...lolI'm thinking biting is not the way to go....
Agreed...no gagging either Inde...lolI'm thinking biting is not the way to go....
Many years ago a friend of mine called me desperate to try to get his Saturday NDA package that our driver had NSN'd. To be fair, his house (#21) is not marked, but it sits between #19 and #25-----a little bit of effort on our part would have saved all of us from what happened next. My friend asked me if there was any way we could reattempt delivery or perhaps he could pick it up at the center. I called my boss to relay the story and to ask him if it would be OK for me to go to the center, retrieve and run off the package. I wanted to make sure that it would trip any alarms when I went to open the door. He told me that there were no alarms (we have them now) and to do what I needed to do take care of the customer. Long story short, I was able to retrieve and run off the package, which turned out to be a very skimpy bikini for his wife as they were leaving for vacation the next morning. He was so grateful for my help that he gave me a $20 gift card to his restaurant and placed a complimentary call to the 1-800#.
Wait.
You have a key to your building?
Nope...the BOG is a lot like the Emerald City...a munchkin let him in..Wait.
You have a key to your building?
We all have key cards.
And you all are as honest as the day is long.
I think this thread Is derailed!....what? what was it about?...Building keys? footlongers? or Lesbians?cosmo1 said:And you all are as honest as the day is long.
To catch you working off the clock!If this were true why did they feel the need to install alarms and security cameras?
I think this thread Is derailed!....what? what was it about?...Building keys? footlongers? or Lesbians?
To catch the guy that hit you with his car...you forgot to ask his name after all...lolIf this were true why did they feel the need to install alarms and security cameras?
Yes you are correct.....thankyouIsn't this thread about lesbians with foot long keys?
It's true tho! As soon as she says "You're giving me a warning letter because I'm a lesbian", they will fall all over themselves taking it back and forgetting about it.
I use the lesbian card all the time.This reminds me of a girl I used to work next to. Both she and her girlfriend were always trying to find ways to get out of work, and they got away with murder. She actually told a few people that if management tried to do anything about it, she would claim they were only doing it because they were lesbians. No one cared what they did behind closed doors! Just pull your load and don't pull the 'lesbian card' if you're called on it.
I use the lesbian card all the time.
He holds his liquor....quite well!How's it working for you?
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This reminds me of a girl I used to work next to. Both she and her girlfriend were always trying to find ways to get out of work, and they got away with murder. She actually told a few people that if management tried to do anything about it, she would claim they were only doing it because they were lesbians. No one cared what they did behind closed doors! Just pull your load and don't pull the 'lesbian card' if you're called on it.
He holds his liquor....quite well!