Nothingness Fluff ,part 2
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I agree.
silverbullet2893
KILL KILL!!
Psycho kid smashes TV lol
Big Arrow Down...D
Leave the gun,take the cannoli
Have my son and his best friend releasing some energy today...been here since 9:30!!!!
rainy day in NYC...
He won't get any germs in that cesspool.
Poop Head
Judge me.
Warning: long winded story
So im not sure where to share this, but I just gotta get it off my chest.
Friday, was work work working, all of the sudden I get a funny feeling in my tummy. I had to poop.. like right now. So took a DR bag, stretched it over the corner of a tote, and laid down the most glorious brown Python I've ever seen! Estimated weight 6-7 lbs(w/ urine). Wiped up with TP and baby wipes that I keep with me for just such occasions
then tied it off, put it in the garbage can and told myself, gotta remember to throw it away when I'm near a dumpster.. well, totally forgot!!! Now I'm off for three months!!(FMLA to care for baby boy while wife goes back to work) bwahahahahaha!!
TL;DR there's a huge bag of poop and pee dripping its contents on the driver side step somewhere in America right meow.
So im not sure where to share this, but I just gotta get it off my chest.
Friday, was work work working, all of the sudden I get a funny feeling in my tummy. I had to poop.. like right now. So took a DR bag, stretched it over the corner of a tote, and laid down the most glorious brown Python I've ever seen! Estimated weight 6-7 lbs(w/ urine). Wiped up with TP and baby wipes that I keep with me for just such occasions
then tied it off, put it in the garbage can and told myself, gotta remember to throw it away when I'm near a dumpster.. well, totally forgot!!! Now I'm off for three months!!(FMLA to care for baby boy while wife goes back to work) bwahahahahaha!! TL;DR there's a huge bag of poop and pee dripping its contents on the driver side step somewhere in America right meow.
Big Arrow Down...D
Leave the gun,take the cannoli
It's an indoor trampoline park
he's not touching anything...Plus he's wearing gloves
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Virescit Vulnere Virtus
Aww. Why'd you have to tell him that? He's probably rounding them up right now. Lol.
They have a new invention out. It's called a toilet.Warning: long winded story
So im not sure where to share this, but I just gotta get it off my chest.
Friday, was work work working, all of the sudden I get a funny feeling in my tummy. I had to poop.. like right now. So took a DR bag, stretched it over the corner of a tote, and laid down the most glorious brown Python I've ever seen! Estimated weight 6-7 lbs(w/ urine). Wiped up with TP and baby wipes that I keep with me for just such occasions
TL;DR there's a huge bag of poop and pee dripping its contents on the driver side step somewhere in America right meow.
Big Arrow Down...D
Leave the gun,take the cannoli
wow...Warning: long winded story
So im not sure where to share this, but I just gotta get it off my chest.
Friday, was work work working, all of the sudden I get a funny feeling in my tummy. I had to poop.. like right now. So took a DR bag, stretched it over the corner of a tote, and laid down the most glorious brown Python I've ever seen! Estimated weight 6-7 lbs(w/ urine). Wiped up with TP and baby wipes that I keep with me for just such occasions
TL;DR there's a huge bag of poop and pee dripping its contents on the driver side step somewhere in America right meow.
Like father ,like son. LolIt's an indoor trampoline park
silverbullet2893
KILL KILL!!
It's on YouTube. It's freakin hilarious. There's that one and there's one the kids dad mows over his video games. It's hilarious.
He is spraying them with Lysol as we speak. Then when he gets home is going to immediately trade his car in.
Turdferguson
Just a turd
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Virescit Vulnere Virtus
They get better every day. Lol.
Operational needs
Virescit Vulnere Virtus
Waaaaay TMI. Some things are okay not to share.Warning: long winded story
So im not sure where to share this, but I just gotta get it off my chest.
Friday, was work work working, all of the sudden I get a funny feeling in my tummy. I had to poop.. like right now. So took a DR bag, stretched it over the corner of a tote, and laid down the most glorious brown Python I've ever seen! Estimated weight 6-7 lbs(w/ urine). Wiped up with TP and baby wipes that I keep with me for just such occasions
TL;DR there's a huge bag of poop and pee dripping its contents on the driver side step somewhere in America right meow.
Could you imagine @Big Arrow Down...D having to do that? He would have to get psychopathy after that.
KOG72
I’m full of it
No I eat everything except salmon
Poop Head
Judge me.
There was no way I was making it to a toilet (was in the country) funnier still, next stop I came too, customer was at end of driveway chipping ice, walked up to driverside door ( I keep doors open) and waited while I dug for packages. Of course I couldn't find em right away and he had a look on his face like "wtf, it smells like something died in here" when I finally handed him the pieces lol!
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