Nothingness Fluff ,part 2

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He is spraying them with Lysol as we speak. Then when he gets home is going to immediately trade his car in.

Seriously they wear special socks and they don't touch anything...

 

[burrheadd]

99.9% of it anyway.

Have you ever stolen a sheep while riding a motorcycle

Didn't think so

 

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There was no way I was making it to a toilet (was in the country) funnier still, next stop I came too, customer was at end of driveway chipping ice, walked up to driverside door ( I keep doors open) and waited while I dug for packages. Of course I couldn't find em right away and he had a look on his face like "wtf, it smells like something died in here" when I finally handed him the pieces lol!

Thank God he didn't shake your hand.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

No I eat everything except salmon

I'm not a big salmon fan but I do like it when my wife makes fried salmon patties covered in gravy and a side of mashed potatoes.

 

[KOG72]

Warning: long winded story
So im not sure where to share this, but I just gotta get it off my chest.
Friday, was work work working, all of the sudden I get a funny feeling in my tummy. I had to poop.. like right now. So took a DR bag, stretched it over the corner of a tote, and laid down the most glorious brown Python I've ever seen! Estimated weight 6-7 lbs(w/ urine). Wiped up with TP and baby wipes that I keep with me for just such occasions then tied it off, put it in the garbage can and told myself, gotta remember to throw it away when I'm near a dumpster.. well, totally forgot!!! Now I'm off for three months!!(FMLA to care for baby boy while wife goes back to work) bwahahahahaha!!
TL;DR there's a huge bag of poop and pee dripping its contents on the driver side step somewhere in America right meow.

My man

 

[silverbullet2893]

Some fowl language in there lol

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Seriously they wear special socks and they don't touch anything...

Please stop....

 

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I'm not a big salmon fan but I do like it when my wife makes fried salmon patties covered in gravy and a side of mashed potatoes.

A salmon patty probably isn't even salmon

 

[silverbullet2893]

I'm not a big salmon fan but I do like it when my wife makes fried salmon patties covered in gravy and a side of mashed potatoes.

Yes

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

A salmon patty probably isn't even salmon

It is. We use real salmon.

 

[Operational needs]

Proof positive that even the smartest kids can say stupid things. Lol.

 

[KOG72]

Some fowl language in there lol

Wouldn't have it any other way

 

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Please stop....

You stop.

 

[Operational needs]

Seriously they wear special socks and they don't touch anything...

Do they sell the socks there? They do at the one here.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

You stop.

 

[KOG72]

A salmon patty probably isn't even salmon

It's a nasty smell

 

[silverbullet2893]

You stop.

No you stop





hi buddy

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Do they sell the socks there? They do at the one here.

Kmart. Yes, yes they do.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

It's a nasty smell

P*?

 

[Turdferguson]

A salmon patty probably isn't even salmon

Isn't it?