Physical attributes that change once you leave UPS

[rod]

I have heard of drivers having ponytails they keep tucked up under a hat.
Tats that require long-sleeve shirts on the package car.
Earrings off the job.

This is my hair and beard 1 year after leaving UPS:
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I'm close to that but I haven't made the switch to bib-overalls------------------------------ yet

 

[Catatonic]

I'm close to that but I haven't made the switch to bib-overalls------------------------------ yet

I was working on my tractor!
You have to wear bib overalls when working on a tractor.

 

[Catatonic]

View attachment 14108 I found a picture of you, while you was still in management!

See! Obviously thinking of Pokey again.

 

[rod]

I was working on my tractor!
You have to wear bib overalls when working on a tractor.

agreed

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

How's the still coming along?

 

[oldngray]

I'm thinking Photog is turning into a werewolf with all that hair. Or maybe a silverback gorilla at least.

 

[cachsux]

I'm thinking Photog is turning into a werewolf with all that hair. Or maybe a silverback gorilla at least.

Grizzly Adams had a "alternate lifestyle" brother?

 

[moreluck]

Kenny Rogers ??

 

[BSWALKS]

I have heard of drivers having ponytails they keep tucked up under a hat.
Tats that require long-sleeve shirts on the package car.
Earrings off the job.

Note: I edited this picture to be used as an avatar so colors and detail have been manipulated beyond normal, such as the doo-rag and hair.
This is my hair and beard 1 year after leaving UPS:
View attachment 14104

I don't think I'd do the beard again, but I'd grow my hair out. Used to be almost to my waist.

 

[Catatonic]

I don't think I'd do the beard again, but I'd grow my hair out. Used to be almost to my waist.

I had a beard like the Duck guys and shoulder length hair until I went into P/T Management.

 

[BSWALKS]

I had a beard like the Duck guys and shoulder length hair until I went into P/T Management.

You cleaned it up for "the man".
I cleaned it up for "the women".
She prefers me clean cut

 

[Catatonic]

You cleaned it up for "the man".
I cleaned it up for "the women".
She prefers me clean cut

The Man is much more financially rewarding and lasting.
My wife is bisexual ... twice a year!

 

[cosmo1]

The Man is much more financially rewarding and lasting.
My wife is bisexual ... twice a year!

Once again:
<insert rimshot>

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

You cleaned it up for "the man".
I cleaned it up for "the women".
She prefers me clean cut

I think she prefers, the young stud down the street!

 

[Catatonic]

How far in to rural Georgia did you move?

About 7 miles from the nearest retail business and most importantly, 10 miles from Home Depot and Lowes.

 

[BSWALKS]

I think she prefers, the young stud down the street!

Doubt he could handle her needs.
She likes my big, fat....wallet.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Doubt he could handle her needs.
She likes my big, fat....BELLY.

 

[oldupsman]

I grew a beard one winter. Really didn't like it that much. Came off first day of spring.
This past year I grew a mustache and goatee kind of thing. That came off first day of spring too.
Weight was the biggest thing for me when I retired. I really tried to be careful but it just kept
creeping up. Gained about 22 pounds over the first 3 years. That's when I said that's it. Joined the gym and
started running and doing some lite lifting to stay fit. Lost the 22 plus 4 or 5 more. Better shape now
than when I was in the package car.

 

[raceanoncr]

Nope. After 4 years, nothing's changed here. Why, should it?

 

[oldngray]

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Nope. After 4 years, nothing's changed here. Why, should it?

I thought feeder drivers slimmed down from their playing weight after they retired.