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redrooster · Jun 5, 2014

My pay check is so fat my bank account has diabetes.

IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U · Jun 5, 2014

I'll look into it, for you!

bleedinbrown58 · Jun 5, 2014

redrooster said:
My pay check is so fat my bank account has diabetes.

Mine has chronic bulimia!

1080Driver · Jun 5, 2014

You can't spell "stupid" without ups

bleedinbrown58 · Jun 5, 2014

1080Driver said:
You can't spell "stupid" without ups

You can't spell "p**y" either..lol.

The Blackadder · Jun 5, 2014

If its not broken, just keep fixing it, you will get it there. Red Green

Go Brown Or Go Home! · Jun 5, 2014

U Pay for

sent using smoke signals

OPTION3 · Jun 5, 2014

Mr. Bojangles said:
U
Park
Stupid

Unlimited
Parking
Spaces

OPTION3 · Jun 5, 2014

When dispatch makes no SENSE…we make LOTS of DOLLARS

BigBrown3605 · Jun 5, 2014

Cementups said:
We are not United Parcel Service anymore. We are UPS. We've done away with service.

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