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moreluck
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I was channel surfing.....way up at 39? something. I found the Seasonal songs and of course it's all Christmas now. I'm really enjoying them......oldies like Perry Como, Tony Bennett and Johnny Mathis......but also,Bieber's renditions are OK too.....even Jessicsa Simpson. Much better than constant news noise.....except I hope I don't miss any chases.
moreluck
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Christmas Presents
Here are ten useful phrases for responding to Christmas presents you would rather not have received:
1. Thanks a lot!
2. My word! What a gift.
3. Well, well, well ...
4. If I hadn't put on so much weight recently it would have fitted me perfectly.
5. Gosh, I hope I never lose this. We're always losing things around here.
6. It's great; but I'm worried about the envy it may create.
7. Just my luck to get this on the very Christmas I promised to give all my gifts to charity.
8. Unfortunately, I am about to enter MI5's Witness Protection programme.
9. Frankly, I don't deserve this.
10. Really, you shouldn't h
Here are ten useful phrases for responding to Christmas presents you would rather not have received:
1. Thanks a lot!
2. My word! What a gift.
3. Well, well, well ...
4. If I hadn't put on so much weight recently it would have fitted me perfectly.
5. Gosh, I hope I never lose this. We're always losing things around here.
6. It's great; but I'm worried about the envy it may create.
7. Just my luck to get this on the very Christmas I promised to give all my gifts to charity.
8. Unfortunately, I am about to enter MI5's Witness Protection programme.
9. Frankly, I don't deserve this.
10. Really, you shouldn't h
moreluck
golden ticket member
Embarrassing grandchildren is a riot.....especially when they're 20 and think they are sophisticated. Daughters can help do it too.
Daughter has life size plastic skeleton......she usually has it sitting in the back seat of her Mustang.
We went to the grocery store yesterday with "Sam" (skeleton). We sat him in a cart and he was wearing a rock shirt (AC-DC) and a Santa hat. The store was packed.
We wheeled that cart up and down every aisle.....all the people were smiling and granddaughter was trying like crazy to disassociate herself to these 2 loonies. Everyone wished us a Merry Christmas and it was fun.
So funny......we took pictures for future embarrassment.
Daughter has life size plastic skeleton......she usually has it sitting in the back seat of her Mustang.
We went to the grocery store yesterday with "Sam" (skeleton). We sat him in a cart and he was wearing a rock shirt (AC-DC) and a Santa hat. The store was packed.
We wheeled that cart up and down every aisle.....all the people were smiling and granddaughter was trying like crazy to disassociate herself to these 2 loonies. Everyone wished us a Merry Christmas and it was fun.
So funny......we took pictures for future embarrassment.
moreluck
golden ticket member
I watched Dr. Dee the Alaska Vet.
The show was about duck penis. I admit I know nothing about ducks. I guess they are very exciteable sexually This one (Quackers) penis extendded too far and got stuck out there. No numbing....she just snipped off the part that looked like a dead grape vine. He's good to go now.
Castrating little piggies is a hoot too !!
The show was about duck penis. I admit I know nothing about ducks. I guess they are very exciteable sexually This one (Quackers) penis extendded too far and got stuck out there. No numbing....she just snipped off the part that looked like a dead grape vine. He's good to go now.
Castrating little piggies is a hoot too !!
