Random thoughts

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If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

 

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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

 

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How can there be self-help "groups"?

 

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Not So Deep Thoughts...….
1. The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
4. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
5. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
6. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
7. Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

 

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You can't have everything, where would you put it?

 

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When you're swimming in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek, that's a moray!

 

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It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

 

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I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

 

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Why do they report power outages on TV?

 

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The best advice for teenagers is, leave home now while you still know everything.

 

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Is it a law of nature that women have to sneeze as soon as they apply their mascara?

 

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Memories are the heart's way of keeping friends and family close.

 

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Now that I've removed my windshield wipers I shouldn't be getting any more parking tickets.

 

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Somebody actually complimented my driving today. They left a little note on the windshield that read "parking fine".