Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Tell her a hooker would be cheaper and do more.So wife says I get laid tonight if I let her buy $350 Michael Kors pocketbook tonight...
Tell her a hooker would be cheaper and do more.So wife says I get laid tonight if I let her buy $350 Michael Kors pocketbook tonight...
Tell her a hooker would be cheaper and do more.
Woke up to morning sex after a dry spell of several months and no pocketbook was purchased. #winApparently either were you.
She would have put a lot more back into it if she had a purse.Woke up to morning sex after a dry spell of several months and no pocketbook was purchased. #win
Did you check your credit card statement?Woke up to morning sex after a dry spell of several months and no pocketbook was purchased. #win
Woke up to morning sex after a dry spell of several months and no pocketbook was purchased. #win
Woke up to morning sex after a dry spell of several months and no pocketbook was purchased. #win
No wonder why he is so cranky.Several months?!? Good gawd.
Id be buying her a purse every other day.Several months?!? Good gawd.
Id be buying her a purse every other day.
Does it include anal?So wife says I get laid tonight if I let her buy $350 Michael Kors pocketbook tonight...
Welcome to married with children.Woke up to morning sex after a dry spell of several months and no pocketbook was purchased. #win
best comment ever.Why not just give her yours?
thats the spirit, use sex as a bargaining tool. this is healthy. i dont wanna be that guy, but id look into who is filling in the sexual satisfaction department when youre working those long peak hoursSo wife says I get laid tonight if I let her buy $350 Michael Kors pocketbook tonight...
Yeah my wife would be talking to my divorce lawyerSeveral months?!? Good gawd.
Yeah my wife would be talking to my divorce lawyer
Jim joins in the fun. Not gets to have his own fun.Jim?
Who uses credit cards?Did you check your credit card statement?
Who uses credit cards?I should check the bank accounts though huh?
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Pocketbooks don't include such things!Does it include anal?
I know lots of people that buy everything on credit cards then pay it off at the end of the month.Who uses credit cards?I should check the bank accounts though huh?
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