Taking a dump on the clock

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

He can't help himself....must put his two cents in every post!

My favorite is ,when he tells Fedex,how to do their jobs!

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Do you need to find another employee to go to the ladies room with you like women normally do?

Sometimes a few of us will run into each other in the locker room after work...

 

[Brownslave688]

Do you need to find another employee to go to the ladies room with you like women normally do?

She only puts her face on for her other job.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

My favorite is ,when he tells Fedex,how to do their jobs!

Lol he probably takes his lunch at home just so he can wait for his mailman...and critique his job performance . Uh, sir, the flag goes down after you take out the outgoing mail...not after you put the new mail in.

 

[Dracula]

Apples and oranges.

Prunes and beets, sir.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

She only puts her face on for her other job.

Stripper?

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Stripper?

Hey...don't judge...it's tax free!....and next time no throwing quarters...that really hurts! Lol

 

[bleedinbrown58]

She only puts her face on for her other job.

Makeup for preload is like using axe as an alternative to showering...just doesn't work..

 

[Brownslave688]

Hey...don't judge...it's tax free!....and next time no throwing quarters...that really hurts! Lol

Rule number 1. Always spend the bare min u need to to see what u came to see.

 

[PiedmontSteward]

So you can't be forced to punch out for break if you have to go to the bathroom right?

What if I'm already punched out and have to crap? Am I allowed to go back on the clock before using the bathroom and then go back on break again when I'm done?

Man, I'm glad I'm not your business agent.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Rule number 1. Always spend the bare min u need to to see what u came to see.

Rule number 2...don't be a cheap @#%#...I'm working here..lol

 

[Brownslave688]

Man, I'm glad I'm not your business agent.

I almost wish I was so I could call him a to his face.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

....would help to move things along more quickly....

You would know...between your butt and your mouth...I don't know which one has more excrement flowing out sometimes!

 

[Brownslave688]

Rule number 2...don't be a cheap @#%#...I'm working here..lol

Work somewhere where the toilets aren't blue boxes outside and you might get paid more. Haha

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Work somewhere where the toilets aren't blue boxes outside and you might get paid more. Haha

:Rofl: that was good!

 

[cachsux]

Rule number 1. Always spend the bare min u need to to see what u came to see.

Works as a rule for marriage as well.

 

[cachsux]

Do you need to find another employee to go to the ladies room with you like women normally do?

Here's the security camera proving it:

 

[bottomups]

So you can't be forced to punch out for break if you have to go to the bathroom right?

What if I'm already punched out and have to crap? Am I allowed to go back on the clock before using the bathroom and then go back on break again when I'm done?

May I suggest that you just pinch your cheeks together until break is over and then take your dump.

 

[EmraldArcher]

Still waiting for citation of contract language that would make it a discipline-able offense.

 

[Fedex Guy]

One time...it might not be an issue...but an everyday thing...brown isn't going to pay you to read the newspaper.

Brown isn't going to pay you to make browns!?!?.....lol