The @turdferguson answer thread

[Covemastah]

I swear to god I’m cursed. All of my sports team suck ass.

And this was my turkey hunting excitement this morning:

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I mean wtf.



He walked through. Then had a game warden come in stomping through.




The dude never once seen my in blind.

Move to Boston

 

[silverbullet2893]

Move to Boston

I’d like to buy a place with some ground so I don’t have to do this public anymore. Hunted twice and been screwed twice.

 

[MyTripisCut]

I have copied that ,, and will shove in his face when needed !!! Thank you

You know that wasn’t me. Ted Williams is headless and Chris Sale grew a vagina this winter, you won’t be able to use that til 2020!

 

[Covemastah]

Sale looks like a fifth starter that should be in Kansas City

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Move to Boston

Who in their right mind would do that?

 

[oldngray]

Who in their right mind would do that?

a Masshole?

 

[over9five]

a Masshole?

Gotta be born here to be a true Masshole.

 

[burrheadd]

Sale looks like a fifth starter that should be in Kansas City

We’ll gladly take him

 

[Covemastah]

Who in their right mind would do that?

My old man did ,, that’s who

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

My old man did ,, that’s who

We all make mistakes...

 

[Covemastah]

My old man did ,, that’s who

If it wasn’t for him , I’d be torched living in Buffalo area , probably hanging out with @Future and living with
“Wide Right “ The rest of my life

 

[Future]

If it wasn’t for him , I’d be torched living in Buffalo area , probably hanging out with @Future and living with
“Wide Right “ The rest of my life

I remember

 

[Covemastah]

I remember

@Future , I’m sure we’d be best of buddies , going to Buffalo Bison games
And going over the border to bang cheap Canadian slutz

 

[Covemastah]

Gotta be born here to be a true Masshole.

I was

 

[Covemastah]

Father moved here in 60
Mother was a Charlestown girl , before it turned ghetto

 

[Future]

@Future , I’m sure we’d be best of buddies , going to Buffalo Bison games
And going over the border to bang cheap Canadian slutz

Theeee winnnner!

 

[floridays]

His. Tall fescue.

I'll take my like back, anyone can grow fescue. My like was where the initial pic was posted. It's still sweet though, the postage stamp picture.

 

[floridays]

Has he mowed that this year yet? Looks uneven

If he's using a reel mower he's got a nick in a bedknife or he needs to backlap a reel. There is a distinct non cut though. It does look nice though.

 

[floridays]

Might have been wet when he mowed.

No tire track, doubtful.

 

[Wally]

I'll take my like back, anyone can grow fescue. My like was where the initial pic was posted. It's still sweet though, the postage stamp picture.

Where he lives fescue is a must. Anyone can grow it until brown patch hits.

Anyway, remember UN rules and the "man code", article 4-section 3b: God created man, man created monostands of turf! Honor you brothers lawn!