The @turdferguson answer thread

[floridays]

Where he lives fescue is a must. Anyone can grow it until brown patch hits.

Anyway, remember UN rules and the "man code", article 4-section 3b: God created man, man created monostands of turf! Honor you brothers lawn!

It is a nice turf you posted, I was being a jerk on purpose, warm season grass here. Fescue is great and has it's challenges as well. I've lived north and south and that picture was actually beautiful. There is actually a line on the right side that isn't cut. Does he use a reel mower?

 

[burrheadd]

It is a nice turf you posted, I was being a jerk on purpose, warm season grass here. Fescue is great and has it's challenges as well. I've lived north and south and that picture was actually beautiful. There is actually a line on the right side that isn't cut. Does he use a reel mower?

Don’t know anybody that uses a reel mower on tall fescue

Just a spot I missed

 

[floridays]

Don’t know anybody that uses a reel mower on tall fescue

Just a spot I missed

In the south when it is overseeded cool season can be, we'd cut it shorter than you. Sports turf, definitely.
Your grass looks sweet, I didn't see a missed spot, I saw a straight line of uncut blades, that is why I asked. Beautiful turf country club. Cheers to you my friend, you've done an excellent job. What is the fescue?

 

[burrheadd]

In the south when it is overseeded cool season can be, we'd cut it shorter than you. Sports turf, definitely.
Your grass looks sweet, I didn't see a missed spot, I saw a straight line of uncut blades, that is why I asked. Beautiful turf country club. Cheers to you my friend, you've done an excellent job. What is the fescue?

It’s a blend the nursery makes up

I know it has rebel plus 3 or 4 other variety’s

 

[burrheadd]

It’s a blend the nursery makes up

I know it has rebel plus 3 or 4 other variety’s

@BakerMayfield2018 in da House!!

 

[Wally]

God created man, man created monostands of turf! Honor you brothers lawn!

 

[BSWALKS]

God created man, man created monostands of turf! Honor you brothers lawn!

I yelled at one of my neighbors a couple weeks ago.

Walking his dogs with one of those extension leashes, on my ing lawn.

 

[Wally]

I yelled at one of my neighbors a couple weeks ago.

Walking his dogs with one of those extension leashes, on my ing lawn.

You bag the waste and I'm good, just don't make it a habit. Dog wiz in the summer, not so good. Nitrogen burn.

 

[Wilson1397]

I yelled at one of my neighbors a couple weeks ago.

Walking his dogs with one of those extension leashes, on my ing lawn.

 

[oldngray]

You bag the waste and I'm good, just don't make it a habit. Dog wiz in the summer, not so good. Nitrogen burn.

 

[BSWALKS]

You bag the waste and I'm good, just don't make it a habit. Dog wiz in the summer, not so good. Nitrogen burn.

True, but I just rather keep them trained not to let them on it in the first place.

 

[Johney]

I yelled at one of my neighbors a couple weeks ago.

Walking his dogs with one of those extension leashes, on my ing lawn.

 

[burrheadd]

I yelled at one of my neighbors a couple weeks ago.

Walking his dogs with one of those extension leashes, on my ing lawn.

channeling your inner @Wally

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I yelled at one of my neighbors a couple weeks ago.

Walking his dogs with one of those extension leashes, on my ing lawn.

That's just being ignorant. Him not you.

 

[BSWALKS]

Pretty accurate

 

[Wally]

 

[over9five]

@Turdferguson , when will this virus thing be over?

 

[Turdferguson]

@Turdferguson , when will this virus thing be over?

May 12th

 

[tonyexpress]

May 12th

Will it ever be over in California?

 

[Turdferguson]

Will it ever be over in California?

Yes, May 23rd for you all