Things customers should know

[Overpaid Union Thug]

Calling the shipper, or whoever the COD package is addressed to, IS NOT.....I REPEAT.....IS NOT going to change the fact that you owe me $1205.56 in cashiers checks or money orders!

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[STFXG]

Getting pulled over by a sheriff or highway patrol looking for their package. Thanks for the anxiety!

 

[STFXG]

Getting pulled over by a sheriff or highway patrol looking for their package. Thanks for the anxiety!

Forgot to add that it's usually for a phone. Express carries those!

 

[jaker]

Driving out the guys long driveway to the street , he turns in and ask me if I was heading to his house to deliver his pkg

Walking up to a house with a pkg , the guy across the street yells and ask me if that is for him

 

[xkingx]

I deliver mostly all hood areas. I always get the "who is it?!!" I reply normal tone "UPS" two times max. They continue to scream "who?" I remain silent filling out delivery notice. Once they open I then ask them what's wrong with their peephole?
Lately when I'm asked who is it I just reply with...Jake- with state farm

 

[OPTION3]

I deliver mostly all hood areas. I always get the "who is it?!!" I reply normal tone "UPS" two times max. They continue to scream "who?" I remain silent filling out delivery notice. Once they open I then ask them what's wrong with their peephole?
Lately when I'm asked who is it I just reply with...Jake- with state farm

In our “HOODS” its not Who is it ? It’s WHOOOOOOOOOO? WHOOOOOOOOOOOO? IDIOTS...

 

[ajax25]

No I don't know what it is, YOU ordered it! I usually respond with, "I'm not sure I didn't have time to open them all today."


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[ajax25]

I had a customer at a resi stop tell me the other day that they "didn't have a signature" I said "you got a name right?", "Yep" (as they look at me as if I'm the stupid one) "then write it on here!"


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[undies]

I see the lovely spider webs all around your porch, dropping your crap right on it!

Customer: "Where's "regular driver"?"
Me: "They've been assimilated"

 

[ZQXC]

I deliver mostly all hood areas. I always get the "who is it?!!" I reply normal tone "UPS" two times max. They continue to scream "who?" I remain silent filling out delivery notice. Once they open I then ask them what's wrong with their peephole?
Lately when I'm asked who is it I just reply with...Jake- with state farm

If you say mailman, they will open the door.

Could be that "gubment" check.

 

[joeboodog]

"Where's our usual guy?"
"I'm helping him out so they sent the unusual guy."

 

[Bottom rung]

If you say mailman, they will open the door.

Could be that "gubment" check.

We deliver the cards. Apparently it's electronic now and they use credit cards because shaming people hurts feelings. We wouldn't want to hurt feelings would we? So the only time their door gets knocked on is for amazon and warrants. I always wonder to myself what they'd do if I told them I was the sheriffs dept, but I dont feel like getting shot so.....I don't.

 

[oldngray]

We deliver the cards. Apparently it's electronic now and they use credit cards because shaming people hurts feelings. We wouldn't want to hurt feelings would we? So the only time their door gets knocked on is for amazon and warrants. I always wonder to myself what they'd do if I told them I was the sheriffs dept, but I dont feel like getting shot so.....I don't.

I knew a driver that had a sup with him in the hood and banged on a door and yelled "Police!" and jumped back out of the way. The sup told him don't you ever freaking do that again.

 

[What'dyabringmetoday???]

The customer should know that this us the hardest job in the world so expect a little attitude.

 

[xkingx]

I like when they finally come to the door their eyes are all glazed. I say nice job cleaning b4 opening the door but the kush cloud followed you .
I love my route.. everyday there's something new going on. Murders, swat, open drug deals all day. Look out boys not doing agood job. barber shops being burnt..lol its like I'm watching a marathon of the show cops...
Ummm yea Don't mind this cracka girl in brown. I just need that signature.

 

[watdaflock?]

UPS employees consider packages labeled "Fragile" as taunting.

 

[watdaflock?]

When I am delivering your house at 7:50 in the evening, I am well aware I am working late

I really did LOL. Dear lord I can imagine what it's like hearing that every stop after 5'ish PM.

 

[DriverMD]

Regardless what you may say or think, your dog does indeed bite. Put him away and you can have your package.

"Oh dont worry about my German shepherd, he'll just lick ya to death"

 

[Knothead]

Just because you're the "Boss" doesn't mean you get to park in front of the loading dock.

 

[ChickenLegs]

Why are you guys always speeding through my neighborhood??!!!