The economy is like a carton of milk and it soured a long, long time ago. The titans of industry and capitalism opened that sour carton years ago , smelled it and started spraying air freshener on a constant basis ever since.
The air freshener has run out , the rates are zero and there was nothing more that could be done to keep up the façade.
Luckily for them, a fire started in their house and they're using the milk to put it out. When the fire is finally out , they will claim to need more milk and will simply produce more.
There is a huge crash coming, the likes none of us have ever seen. It will not be the virus' fault. The crash was coming either way and corona just accelerated the process.
They didn't cause the pandemic and it is indeed real. It's just that they weren't prepared for the virus last week, last year, last decade or ever for that matter. Because of this they had to flatten the curve instead of isolating the elderly, the diabetic , obese and asthmatic; among other groups.
Not being prepared has made this much worse than it had to be. But since it's so bad , they are going to now tell you that they need two cartons of milk, a new fridge to put it in, and a second fridge downstairs for back up. This in turn will cause massive investigations into what they already know they did wrong with absurd recommendations of cases of milk , multiple refrigerators, generators to back them up for power, cases of powered milk to back up all that.
Of course, they will forget to buy cups and mugs to drink with and everyone will have to drink out of the carton causing yet another obvious situational problem that could have been avoided.
Ain't government grande?