UPS driver poem
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satellitedriver
Senior Member
There is a poster called Tooner.
Named after a song sung by a crooner.
Her route sounds tough,
but she never says,"Enough is enough."
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OK, thats the last one for now.
PAX
Named after a song sung by a crooner.
Her route sounds tough,
but she never says,"Enough is enough."
........................... .......
OK, thats the last one for now.
PAX
satellitedriver
Senior Member
You are good at this.Originally Posted by satellitedriver
There is a poster named Tie.
Some say, he dresses Fly.
Many times he has been bitten,
for the posts he has written.
But he's still one helluva guy !!
That is exactly what ran thru my mind.
upsgrunt
Well-Known Member
and when he farts he is asked did you die?
upsgrunt
Well-Known Member
when confronted he says would I lie?
satellitedriver
Senior Member
Ya did it again More.
upsgrunt
Well-Known Member
but fix my time study and I'd be in lots sooner!
DS
Fenderbender
When the night is but done and the darkness is fading,
The alarms sound to summon the soldiers in waiting.
They all rub their eyes and proceed to the center, to be
Told what to do by the sup, the guru, the tormentor.
Bottom blue, middle green, with the boxline attacking,
the tormentor screams faster, and no no no no no stacking,
As the troops all wrap up stuffing things in the cars,
With accordion boxes and tires and steel bars.
The generals gather to review former losses,
great emperor spoke that they’re terrible bosses,
The coven is dark as they pool their resources,
Today’s race must be won, with 20 less horses
Now the troopers arrive like a big sea of brown
And take up their weapons and gather around
For today’s PCM , today’s battle plan, the guru
Speaks loud, he’ a much better man.
It seems we're least best and we have to do better,
if we all don’t run scratch, we’ll all get a letter.
The grinches the creeps and the wanna be Eskews
That kill you with with work and won’t come to the rescue,
the scammers and cheaters 12 hour day arrangers,
the liars ,back stabbers and the time card changers.
Ok my abuser, my sup my oppressor,
show me how its done, and that you can do better,
I think you will find I work hard every day,
All I ask is a fair days work for a fair days pay.
The alarms sound to summon the soldiers in waiting.
They all rub their eyes and proceed to the center, to be
Told what to do by the sup, the guru, the tormentor.
Bottom blue, middle green, with the boxline attacking,
the tormentor screams faster, and no no no no no stacking,
As the troops all wrap up stuffing things in the cars,
With accordion boxes and tires and steel bars.
The generals gather to review former losses,
great emperor spoke that they’re terrible bosses,
The coven is dark as they pool their resources,
Today’s race must be won, with 20 less horses
Now the troopers arrive like a big sea of brown
And take up their weapons and gather around
For today’s PCM , today’s battle plan, the guru
Speaks loud, he’ a much better man.
It seems we're least best and we have to do better,
if we all don’t run scratch, we’ll all get a letter.
The grinches the creeps and the wanna be Eskews
That kill you with with work and won’t come to the rescue,
the scammers and cheaters 12 hour day arrangers,
the liars ,back stabbers and the time card changers.
Ok my abuser, my sup my oppressor,
show me how its done, and that you can do better,
I think you will find I work hard every day,
All I ask is a fair days work for a fair days pay.
satellitedriver
Senior Member
Thanks everybody,
I really enjoy this.
PAX
I really enjoy this.
PAX
satellitedriver
Senior Member
DS
Fenderbender
Ha ha...
My leige I am honored by your decree oh so royal,
I will fight them with lyrical words being loyal,
but alas I would lie to you gents and you ladies,
theres no ice to be seen,in fact,its hotter than hades.
There is a poster called Tooner.
Named after a song sung by a crooner.
Her route sounds tough,
but she never says,"Enough is enough."
And her butt is much smaller than a schooner!
(I hereby apologize for that.... It was hard to think of a rhyme... Tooner knows I love her....)
Named after a song sung by a crooner.
Her route sounds tough,
but she never says,"Enough is enough."
And her butt is much smaller than a schooner!
(I hereby apologize for that.... It was hard to think of a rhyme... Tooner knows I love her....)
truckjmpr
Safety Last!
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