UPS themed softball team- name suggestions?

[UPS_user05]

Need name suggestions for a ups themed softball team, any suggestions?

(Ups acronyms would be great!)

Here's a few ideas:
The Brown Sox
United Package Smashers

 

[burrheadd]

Best softball team name ever

9 jerks and a squirt

BOOM!!!

 

[ManInBrown]

If the game is hourlies vs. management it should be
integrity vs dishonesty

 

[KOG72]

Brown Bashers

 

[km3]

Under Played Slaves?

 

[dookie stain]

Brown Bashers

That sounds pretty racist and I for one do not tolerate racial bigotry

 

[dookie stain]

Underage poonani sniffers

 

[Jackburton]

The 9.5 listers. That's the only way you'll field a team on a weeknight, so it seemed appropriate.

 

[fedx]

The Brown Streaks? : )

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

The 9.5 listers. That's the only way you'll field a team on a weeknight, so it seemed appropriate.

We used to field a team in a local slow pitch league and there were nights when it was hard to get 9 players there on time.

It would be just about impossible to field a team now.

 

[Wally]

The Hub Rats

 

[Wally]

The DIAD Boys

 

[Wally]

Crew Orion

 

[Future]

Barney bashers

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

The DIAD Boys

Bonus points if you can tell us what the acronym stands for.

 

[Wally]

The Tracer Makers

 

[Future]

Bonus points if you can tell us what the acronym stands for.

Crap ...knew it at one time ...I forgot

 

[Future]

The Misloads

 

[Wally]

Bonus points if you can tell us what the acronym stands for.

Don't know, I just create.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Crap ...knew it at one time ...I forgot

Delivery Information Acquisition Device

Fancy name designed to get us out of paying the import tax on computers.